Wrestling News Thread

[Big Boss Man]

The Funker's had a great career and as he's dealing with health issues now is the time for Terry to hang up his boots.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

The problem is that he had hernia surgery and wasn't supposed to leave the house for 2 weeks but after 4 days he went to New York for a signing and then Dreamer's show in Philly and stayed up for 24 hours straight. He should be OK once he's rested.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Ric Flair has done a Wreddit AMA:

[Bandit]

Q: Blah Blah Blah what if Savio Vega won KOTR 95 instead of Mable?

A: Who? Did you mean Vinnie Vegas? Nash was on top that year.

Q: How big is Batista's dick?

A: He ain't no Naycha Boy. Woooooooooo!

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

This is fake, but the questions are funny


-Were you conceived at the Tokyo Dome?

-What's it like having an autistic father?

-What's the 5 star match secret formula? All we know is Tokyo dome, Reseda California, this is awesome chants and super kicks.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

This is why I kind of doubt Matt is going back to the WWE. Supposedly he only wants to work for people who book Reby too. She wouldn't last 30 seconds in that locker room without having tons of heat.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

-- During a recent edition of “The Ric Flair Show”, host Ric Flair took an “Ask Naitch” fan question, and the fan wanted to know if any celebrities had taken a ride on “Space Mountain”, which is a legendary Flair euphemism for penis.

Below is an exchange between Flair and his podcast co-host Conrad Thompson, via HallofVeryGood.com:

Conrad Thompson: Any celebrity riders of Space Mountain?
Ric Flair: Several dozen.
Thompson: Are we going to get any names?
Flair: Do you want me to start with Halle Berry?
Thompson: Oh! Halle Berry rode Space Mountain?
Flair: (Laughs) Of course she did. She was in Atlanta and she had just gotten divorced from Dave Justice.
Thomson: Wait, are you telling a real story right now?
Flair: Would I have to make up a lie?

[Bandit]

Calling bullshit. That would have been 1997 when he had saggy Tits.

[Bandit]

Ric Flair is drawing some mainstream attention for claiming last week on the Ric Flair Show that he slept with actress Halle Berry after she divorced former Major League Baseball player David Justice. Berry and Justice got divorced in June 1997 and were residing in Georgia at the time; Justice was playing for the Atlanta Braves.

"She was in Atlanta and just got divorced from David Justice," Flair said after claiming he had slept with "several dozen" stars.
When asked by co-host Conrad Thompson if he was making the story up, Flair replied, "Would I have to make up a lie?"

Berry's camp is vehemently denying Flair's claim.

TMZ reached out to Berry's rep, who shut down the wrestling legend's story as bogus.

A source close to Berry added, "There is NO truth to this! Halle has literally never even heard of him let alone met him!!!"

TMZ was also told that Berry is "deeply offended" by Flair.

"A man doesn't get to sexualize and lie about a woman he's never met to better himself of his name," a source close to Berry added. "It's offensive, demeaning and beyond misogynistic.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

Wow, he went downhill fast.

[Big Boss Man]

Sad to see Dynamite in such a bad state. I'm wondering if hes had another stroke which could be why his condition has deteriorated so badly.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

I know a guy like Bret would think Hayes was horrible in the ring, but he's one of the best promos ever and Gordy was one of the best wrestlers of his generation, although he probably didn't see him until he came in for a month in 1996 as The Executioner when he was brain damaged and Taker had to carry him. So he's nuts for saying that.

[Dr. Zoidberg]