Wrestling News Thread

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

WWE.com said it was from a fall.

Harley Race injured in fall

WWE Hall of Famer Harley Race has broken both legs after a fall in his home in Troy, Mo. on Tuesday, WWE.com has learned.

Race sustained a fracture to his right femur and suffered breaks in his left fibula and tibia, as well as a spiral break of his left ankle. The WWE Hall of Famer required emergency surgery to relieve the swelling in both legs late Tuesday night. He subsequently received four blood transfusions and underwent surgery on Friday to reset the fractures.

WWE wishes Harley Race the best on the road to recovery.

[Bandit]

Hogan seems to have bashed Bill Maher for getting away with using the N-Word.



That went over as well as you think when you read the replies. Hogan should have sat this one out.

But it looks like he was drunk. That's how my uncle writes when he gets hammered and texts me shit that doesn't make any sense.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Naitch is looking a bit beat up.

[Bandit]

Either Usher is standing on something or Ric is really shrinking. Anderson Silva was a lot taller than Usher when he was in his corner for the first Weidman fight a few years ago, and he's 6'2" so Usher looked under 6 feet. But he's much taller than Ric there.

But the funniest wrestler/celebrity height difference was when HHH and Justin Bieber were both in Floyd Mayweather's corner that time. HHH is a big guy, but he looked like Big Show standing next to Bieber, who looked 5'5" and 90 pounds.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

He must have shrunk a lot. According to Google, Usher is 1.71 m (5'7). Google also says The MIz & Flair are the same height.

[Bandit]

Also Meltzer said Flair got in a bar fight when a guy insulted LeBron James. He's never going to grow up. I know they're friends, but who cares. James has two rings and a gazillion dollars, he'll be fine. If I was him I wouldn't give a shit what anybody said unless Michael Jordan or Magic Johnson said I sucked.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

That's exactly what I'd expect a Hardy child to be named.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Wonder what names they will give to a daughter if they ever have one?

Brunhilda YoYo Hardy

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

How romantic!

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Someone's huge sweaty arm being in the picture makes it even more romantic.

[Bandit]

"Baby, seeing these guys bleed pints of blood for $250 makes me realize I wanna spend the rest of my life with you."

[Bandit]

He's wearing his Lex Luger circa 1993 Zubaz pants for extra inspiration.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

"Toots, I can't wait til the Gathering of the Juggalos to do this, you're already the mother to 6 of my 11 children, would you do me the honor of becoming my wife?"

"Oh, Bob, this is just like John Cena & Nikki Bella at Wrestlemania! YES! YES! YES!"

[Bandit]

[Big Boss Man]

Zoidy has the translated version from this

"I luv ya hunnysuckle, ur my sweet pumpkin pie an right hurr I'm git down on me knee like good ole boy Johnny Cena asked his gal Nikki at WrestleMania that we watched on our bootleg cable box, member baybee? Yah does were fun times rahght??? We watched it with dem kids of ours, well 5 of ours, 6 from dem other fellas, my cousins Billy Bob, Phineas, Billy Ray, Bubba, Augustus and good ole Zeb. So hunny will yah Murry me????"

"Oooohhhh helll yaaahhhh!!!!!" (Guzzles two bottles of Jack ala Stonecold)

On a serious note congrats to them both!

[Bandit]

I did hear the funniest chant in a while at that show. Jeff Cannonball had a cinderblock broken on his crotch and the fans chanted "No More Babies!" at him.

Then Shlak set his elbow pad on fire and did an elbow drop which was awesome.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Hmmm, so the reason Dave is bitchy on Twitter is for marketing reasons. That's a bit weird but interesting.