Wrestling News Thread

[Bandit]

Yeah, Keller obsesses over wrestlers being out of character like Dave does about WWE inflating attendance numbers. Fans don't give a shit about either.

Back when I subscribed to the Torch he went on this huge rant about a clip of Del Rio being at a Be A Star event. Nobody agreed with him on the message board, saying it was the 21st century and even if his character was a jerk it doesn't mean he supports kids being bullied. Lots of people who treat other adults shitty don't like kids being bullied (*cough*Vince, HHH and Stephanie*cough*)

[Bandit]

Vince Russo said on his podcast he pees sitting down.


















Bro.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

And stands up to shit?

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Check out RF's Twitter to see more pics of him with lots of huge celebs like Bud Bundy, the guy that made noises in Police Academy and The Shermanator.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Newz wars!

[Bandit]

Vince Russo: "Dey gotz some gay tension bro! Bro, Ryan Satan needs to be like Dave Denson and retiah while admittin he's a homo, bro. I mean, bro."

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Scherer did make a comment on that stuff.



Russo has a cardboard cutout of a topless man in his shorts in his room. Bet he'd love Rocky to punch him in the ring over and over again.

[Bandit]

And in the show he said the gay stuff on he opened it talking in detail about the fucking Spice Girls.

If you wanna be Vince's lover, you gotta get with his bros.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

LOL yeah, they were rating their favourites in order.

[Bandit]

And don't realize the reason nobody thought Scary Spice was the best wasn't her hair, it was because she was so goddamn annoying in 1996 and acts normal now.

[Bandit]

Ellen's writers must not like her. She's always accidentally getting into trouble.

[Big Boss Man]

And in the show he said the gay stuff on he opened it talking in detail about the fucking Spice Girls.

If you wanna be Vince's lover, you gotta get with his bros.

I hear he ghost booked Geris heel turn when she quit the Spicers and joined the UN. Then that Neilsen rating busting angle where they ran down Simon Fuller with the Union Jack bus from the Spice World movie. Then the time Mel C super kicked Andi Peters on TOTP and when All Saints did a run in on Live and Kicking to beat down Baby Spice and Posh until Scary turned up with TANK ABBOTT~! the new 5th member of the Spice Girls to replace Geri.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Tonight is the night, that Vince Russo & Disco Inferno become 1.

[Bandit]

Poor Disco. Russo wants so bad to make him his Stuttering John "guy who gets shit on by the host for comedy" because he wants to be the Howard Stern of wrestling podcasts. But he's just not having it.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

Supposedly AJ canceled her AMA when she saw the level of trolling on SC.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Dave deleted the tweet.

[Bandit]

#HeelMeltzer continues.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]