Null Presidential Election

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Cast your vote!

The contenders

ian



2 Dogs Rooting



szchinagoshop



Richard Nixon



Margaret Thatcher



Arnold J. Rimmer



Angry Video Game Nerd



Reymon14



Ham Sammich

[Skynet]

Gotta be Ham!

[Dr. Zoidberg]

President Ham Sammich does have a tasty ring to it.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Here are the first 3 of Reymon's 500 speeches:





My brain hurts...

[melancholy]

I think Ham's going to win the popular vote, but I don't know if it has the stamina to last 4 years.

[Roofus]

I refuse to accept the outcome.

[Hawq]

Was gonna vote for Mr Flibble but then noticed it woulda been for that smeghead Rimmer instead so Ham Sammich all the way!

[melancholy]

Someone voted for AVGN. I think we need poll watchers to make sure these votes aren't being rigged.

[Skynet]

Someone voted for AVGN. I think we need poll watchers to make sure these votes aren't being rigged.

Whoever voted for AVGN needs to get off the forums.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I bet it was Cal, who really secretly loves AVGN.

[ian]

Democracy!!

[Calavera]

Someone voted for AVGN. I think we need poll watchers to make sure these votes aren't being rigged.

AVGN supports the average American, so much so that he even bought and item from me on Ebay! Who else can say the possible next president bought from me off Ebay? All those people saying they sold Obama two turntables and a microphone are liars!

[ian]

I've called Ham Sammich to concede.
It had a good campaign, and I like that nothing will chqnge under its leadership.

I wanted to build a wall!

[Dr. Zoidberg]

President Ham Sammich wins by 1 vote!



President Sammich's new wall is now being built, No desserts in Null!

Condiments from 7/11 will be not be allowed to enter Null due to their possible terrorist links. Condiments from grocery stores will be allowed to enter after thorough background checks.

Runner-up crooked ian will be put in jail for rigging the election and for sending non-spam emails. His jail sentence will be shortened though due to him conceding defeat.

[melancholy]

The vegetarians are already rioting in the major cities.

[ian]

I am not a crook!!!
Sammich will pardon me.

[ian]

The vegetarians are already rioting in the major cities.

I imagine a vegetarian riot to somewhat lackluster, everyone just being loud for 5 minutes till the lack of proteins and fats caused them to lose energy and start bitching about each other.

[ian]

My opponent (Ham Sammich) is a liar, and can NOT be trusted!!!

Catching up on south park... BRILLIANT!!!

[ian]

wait.. I demand a recount!!!
One for Martin, 2 for Martin!!