Sean Patton was Paid $500 to Never Tell This Story

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

Sean looks like Zach Galifianakis made a baby with a gypsy.

And Viceland is like a 24 hour advertisement for marijuana.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Yep, they love them drugs.

[melancholy]

I first thought it was Tim Schafer.

[Bandit]

Yep, they love them drugs.

I've probably smoked a literal ton of weed in the decade I was a stoner, but I was never this high


Then there's this show that was seemingly on every minute I was on my staycation a few weeks ago (I couldn't go anywhere because I fractured my ankle 4 days before it, so I watched 16 hours of TV a day. And every time I passed Viceland it was on)


But I'm sure real stoners watch Adult Swim, so I think their target audience are really middle aged people who used to like the sticky icky icky like channel founder Spike Jonze. Funny Vice's founder is a born again Christian who goes on Hannity's FOX News show now to praise Trump these days.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I couldn't go anywhere because I fractured my ankle 4 days before it

How did you do that?

[Bandit]

Took my dog out at 3 am, he saw a rodent or cat and pulled me off the steps trying to chase it and I landed wrong.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Ouch, that sucks.