Hey there Roofus adjust your contrast

[Calavera]

So you can play some Sega Dreamcast!
Load up 2 player for a joint venture
I'll be tails let play Sonic Adventure!
It has a cool song on the main menu
After that let's play some Shenmue!

The controller is smooth and not at all waxy
Which is great for Crazy Taxi!
They might think we are a couple of hackers
When we speedrun Goin Quackers!

So much better than the Google Stadia
Because Dreamcast has Skies of Arcadia!
I met a vampire, a real blood sucker
But he loved 18 Wheeler American Pro Trucker!

Playing the Dreamcast couldn't be any funner to do
when playing games like Zero Gunner 2
But its time for bed take off your shoe
and have some dreams about Rayman 2

Doot-in doo playin' Sega!
Ba da da da da da da, playin' Sega

[Roofus]

Boot it up, feel the rumble
Jet engine sound, straight out the jungle
Black box sittin' like a tank on the floor
Green ring pulsin’, I’m ready for war

Hard drive built in, never seen that before
LAN cables snake like vipers 'cross the floor
Fat Duke controller, barely fits my hand
But I’m tearin' up the track in Project Gotham, man

Ooooh, green glow, take me back
To plasma swords and Warthog tracks
Split-screen nights, no time to sleep
System link dreams runnin’ deep

Ohhh, Xbox, you were the start
Of broadband battles and gamer art
Before the clouds, before the streams
You lit the fire in my Halo dreams

Rippin’ CDs, makin’ custom tracks
Tony Hawk grinds with my own soundtrack
Dead or Alive throwdowns, Unreal fights
Blood Gulch snipes in the LAN party lights

Jade Empire, Ninja Gaiden slice
OG Knights of the Old Republic nights
Steel Battalion if you had the gear
That beast had more buttons than I got beer

Ooooh, green glow, take me back
To plasma swords and Warthog tracks
Split-screen nights, no time to sleep
System link dreams runnin’ deep

Ohhh, Xbox, you were the start
Of broadband battles and gamer art
Before the clouds, before the streams
You lit the fire in my Halo dreams

Remember Xbox Live…
Trash talkin' through a headset mic
Downloading MechAssault fights at midnight
Friends list full, but it still felt tight

Ooooh, green glow, take me back
To plasma swords and Warthog tracks
No auto-aim, just skill and pride
Original Xbox, eternal ride

Ohhh, Xbox, king of the block
Power brick and that start-up shock
Before achievements, before the memes—
You gave us legends, you gave us dreams

Green ring… still glows in my mind…
Original Xbox… one of a kind…

[Calavera]

Ohhh, Xbox, you were the start
Of broadband battles and gamer art

WRONG SIR!