Happy belated Australia Day!

[ian]

You mad cunts.

I celebrated my day by forgetting it was Australia Day, as is our right! And was reminded of it on the news by people being dickheads.

And it dawned on me while I was playing games made in England and Scotland on a system made in Indonesia on a TV made in Japan while wearing clothes from China and Bangladesh and eating food from Italy topped with the best New Zealand cheese and drinking soft drinks from America and a single vodka from Russia and listening to music from France and posting about it on a device made in Korea, that I really love how multiculturalism has benefited me and indeed all of us.

also a huge shout out to the Sri Lankan, and Indians who keep shops open so I can get various foods and drinks at stupid hours while everyone else is asleep.

As much as things shit me off, and lots of people are fucking dog cunts, I am generally glad to live here, and a huge part of it is because we're mashup of all the good bits.

Australia is really like a BEST OF album of the entire world, and even though there's a few tracks that suck. Like how all the roads and transport get retardedly downgraded all the fucking time and it's always too hot with too many annoying insects and animals I can take all that crap because the benefits still outweigh the shit, even if there's more shit now than ever.

[Skynet]

We arrested some nazis in the CBD yesterday, so that was nice!

[ian]

We arrested some nazis in the CBD yesterday, so that was nice!

It is indeed the news you like to hear. But 80 years ago we would have shot them, so we did get a little soft.

Now if we could arrest all the fuckwits constantly blocking streets and footpaths with Palestine and Israel flags and screaming at people in public we could make things even better again.

If they like their shit holes that's all well and good, but I don't want my half decent place turned into a shit hole like theirs.
I don't mind protests and demonstrations untill they actively and deliberately make other peoples lives worse for their own cause.

The free Tibet, save Africa, don't eat meat, don't buy imported food crowds are all tolerable when they have demonstrations... Don't have any problems with them even if I think a lot of them are batshit.
But when some dickheads glue themselves to a road in peak hour or blocks footpaths shouting at you, it should be legal to smack them out of the way.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Happy Straya Day

It used to be on the 27th until John Howard changed it.

[Roofus]

We arrested some nazis in the CBD yesterday, so that was nice!

You arrest nazis? Have you tried putting them in charge of made up government departments named after decade-old internet memes?

[Skynet]

We arrested some nazis in the CBD yesterday, so that was nice!

You arrest nazis? Have you tried putting them in charge of made up government departments named after decade-old internet memes?

Turns out some people I know think they weren't doing anything that bad. My argument was by their nature, anything nazis do are bad. But apparently they disagreed

[Roofus]

We arrested some nazis in the CBD yesterday, so that was nice!

You arrest nazis? Have you tried putting them in charge of made up government departments named after decade-old internet memes?

Turns out some people I know think they weren't doing anything that bad. My argument was by their nature, anything nazis do are bad. But apparently they disagreed

If a Nazi was giving puppies to orphans, it would be bad

[ian]

We arrested some nazis in the CBD yesterday, so that was nice!

You arrest nazis? Have you tried putting them in charge of made up government departments named after decade-old internet memes?

No, but we could. What could possibly go wrong?

We'll see how it turns out for you guys, and then do nothing for a while, but eventually even if it turns out poorly we'll give it a shot eventually.. gotta build some high speed train lines before that though.

[Skynet]

We arrested some nazis in the CBD yesterday, so that was nice!

You arrest nazis? Have you tried putting them in charge of made up government departments named after decade-old internet memes?

Turns out some people I know think they weren't doing anything that bad. My argument was by their nature, anything nazis do are bad. But apparently they disagreed

If a Nazi was giving puppies to orphans, it would be bad

They only give German Shepherds