Greetings

[Roofus]

I realize it has been some time since I last posted here at the Blue Guerilla internet forum website. Matters of greater import required my attention. While I have returned, I feel I am woefully behind on the activity that has taken place herein. Would it be possible for a member of the administration to provide me a brief summary of what has taken place here over the past 30-45 days? My eternal gratitude upon you, my friends.

Yours in Christ,
Roofus R. Roofington, esq.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Would it be possible for a member of the administration to provide me a brief summary of what has taken place here over the past 30-45 days?

Roofus posted a thread called Greetings.

Ian gave birth to a ten pound baby boy, ooh.

[Skynet]

I realize it has been some time since I last posted here at the Blue Guerilla internet forum website. Matters of greater import required my attention. While I have returned, I feel I am woefully behind on the activity that has taken place herein. Would it be possible for a member of the administration to provide me a brief summary of what has taken place here over the past 30-45 days? My eternal gratitude upon you, my friends.

Yours in Christ,
Roofus R. Roofington, esq.

Greetings, friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. Use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is only a dollar away.

[Roofus]

I realize it has been some time since I last posted here at the Blue Guerilla internet forum website. Matters of greater import required my attention. While I have returned, I feel I am woefully behind on the activity that has taken place herein. Would it be possible for a member of the administration to provide me a brief summary of what has taken place here over the past 30-45 days? My eternal gratitude upon you, my friends.

Yours in Christ,
Roofus R. Roofington, esq.

Greetings, friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. Use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is only a dollar away.

Hello. This is Homer Simpson, a.k.a. Happy Dude. The court has ordered me to call every person in town to apologize for my telemarketing scam. I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to Sorry Dude 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. You have the power.

[ian]

I was told we were all to stop posting and wait for you to make us laugh again.

At least that's what all the other admins told me.

[Roofus]

I was told we were all to stop posting and wait for you to make us laugh again.

At least that's what all the other admins told me.

Who was your baby daddy?

[ian]

Dr. Zoidberg!

[Dr. Zoidberg]

It was Rod Stewart.

[ian]

Don't make me take you and Rod Stewart on daytime TV!

[Roofus]

Dr. Zoidberg!

I would have guessed Skynet!

[ian]

Not for this one. Only the last 5 and possibly the next 5 since Zoidberg won't step up so I have to take him to Maury and Springer.
I am excited to see what the audiences will chant!