The War Thread

[Dr. Zoidberg]

No, it's not a thread about war songs. It's a thread about war. And another war has just started. Great...

[Ocelot]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME MY PRESENT IS WORLD WAR 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Happy Bombday, Ocelot.

[Skynet]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME MY PRESENT IS WORLD WAR 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy war day :/

[Ocelot]

Thankee all.

[Bandit]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME MY PRESENT IS WORLD WAR 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least we are too old to be drafted now.

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[Bandit]

I saw a tweet saying a bunch of Russian soldiers joined Ukrainian dating apps before deployment.

"I know I'm destroying your country, but you're pretty hot."

[Bandit]

Too bad he can't talk to his best friend the late Nikolai Volkoff about this.

[ian]

It's cringe as fuck to hear people call it world war 3... at this stage it's a fucking fence line dispute between neighbours. When Russia takes over half of Europe and New Zealand army troops are being deployed, THEN you may call it a world war.

Also, I hope all those anti war protesters are being shut down to the same level as those anti vaccine ones were.
Or is protesting suddenly ok because anti war is a cause everyone likes?

Ukraine has killed more people with nuclear power than Russia has in "world war 3"

It's shitty, because war is... But it's not world war 3 and no one wants it to be. Well maybe Russia, but it's possible they just want a bit more space for vodka production and beetroot farming.

[OrangeRibbon]

It's cringe as fuck to hear people call it world war 3... at this stage it's a fucking fence line dispute between neighbours. When Russia takes over half of Europe and New Zealand army troops are being deployed, THEN you may call it a world war.

Also, I hope all those anti war protesters are being shut down to the same level as those anti vaccine ones were.
Or is protesting suddenly ok because anti war is a cause everyone likes?

Ukraine has killed more people with nuclear power than Russia has in "world war 3"

It's shitty, because war is... But it's not world war 3 and no one wants it to be. Well maybe Russia, but it's possible they just want a bit more space for vodka production and beetroot farming.

Nahh everything is a reboot, this is diet Cold War.

[Bandit]

It's on now.

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

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[Manoel]

A really good article about the economics behind this:
https://www.unz.com/mwhitney/the-crisis ... t-germany/

I've also seen a theory saying that Russia is targetting Ukraine locations that contains US biolabs:
https://meaww.com/putin-bioweapons-labs ... ry-experts

There's also the fact that Joe's son has business in Ukraine.

What matters for us poor citizens is that inflation will skyrocket.

[Manoel]

It's cringe as fuck to hear people call it world war 3... at this stage it's a fucking fence line dispute between neighbours. When Russia takes over half of Europe and New Zealand army troops are being deployed, THEN you may call it a world war.

Exactly. Nobody is going to defend Ukraine against Russia.

WWII only got hot after Hitler conquered a bunch of countries. Western countries won't get involved until NATO's first world countries are invaded, which may never happen.

[Ocelot]

I have a friend in Hong Kong who has some very interesting theories about what China might do in the wake of all this. One of the things he postulates, given the buzz going around there, is that China might try something with Taiwan and trigger something more.

We live in interesting times.