Working on my second and third parody for the decade.

[ian]

Concepts only at this point, but I think I'm on to something with both! I think one will hit close to home for MANY BG members: STILL D.R.E..AMCAST

Still Snoop Dogg and D-R-E-A-M-C-A-S-T, '99 nigga
Guess who's back?
Still, doing that shit Andre?
(Oh for sho', check me out)
It's still Dreamcast nigga, AK nigga
Though I've grown a lot, can't keep it home a lot
'Cause when I frequent the spots that I'm known to rock
You hear the bass from the truck when I'm on the block
Ladies they pay homage, but haters say Sega fell off
How nigga? My last console was The Dreamcast (Nigga)

They want to know if he still got it
They say games changed
They wanna know how I feel about it
(If you ain't up on thangs)
Dr. Dreamcast is the name
I'm ahead of my game
Still puffing my leafs
Still fuck with the beats, still not loving police
Still rock a dial up modem
Still got love for Metropolis street racer PGR 2 1 3 (For life)

Fuck with the beats line writes itself with Beat from Jet Set Radio...


And for Zoidberg and 2DR and anyone else in the Police State, some Police for the police state:
VACCINE!
You don’t have to put on the mask right
Those days are over
You don’t care if it’s loose or if it’s tight.
VACCINE!
You can line up all day and night
Catch COVID while lining up for shopping
They don't care if it's wrong or if it's right
VACCINE! You don't have to put on the mask right
VACCINE! You don't have to put on the mask right

VACCINE. PUT ON THE MASK RIGHT!
VACCINE. PUT ON THE MASK RIGHT!
VACCINE. PUT ON THE MASK RIGHT!
VACCINE. PUT ON THE MASK RIGHT!
VACCINE. PUT ON THE MASK RIGHT!
VAXX...

Both songs have promise. But after I made the Perfect Covid song already (The greatest lockdown in the world which keeps getting more perfect each day Melbourne stays in lockdown) I'm gonna focus on STILL DRE. AMCAST!

STILL DRE.AMCAST could be the most satisfying parody yet.

[ian]

Note to self:
WHOA BLACK PUDDING (BAM-BA-LAM) etc etc.
WHOA BROWN BETTY (BAM-BA-LAM) etc etc.
EGGS AND HAM!
SCONES AND JAM
And be sure to use the age old joke "Bramble jam" somewhere in there.
Be sure to keep Birmingham and Alabam' in the song to keep it stupid, and maybe work in TIM TAM somewhere.

Song writes itself as easy as the music video will.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[ian]

Note: next year, order fewer cards.
And write the entire plot of GTA: SA into rock me Amadeus.
I'm in the thread referring back to Black Pudding/Brown Betty.

You may all ignore this post.

[ian]

Note to self: Finish Metallicas My Friend Of Misery about NFTs.

You just sat there scamming
Fearing no one was listening to you
They say the ape pictures are worth the most
----The sound of your own voice must soothe you
----Hearing only what you want to hear
----And knowing only what you've heard
----You, you're smothered in tragedy
And you're out to rob the herd

NFT! You insist that the price will be high when you are older
NFT! There's much less to them than what you see
My friend with NFT’s
You still sat there scamming
No one caring about this shit you sell
----My friend before your voice is gone
----One man's fun is another's hell
----These times are sent to try men's souls
----But something's wrong with all you see
----You, you'll take it on all yourself
(Remember, buy NFT’s with cryptocurrency)

NFT! You insist that the price will be high when you are older.
NFT! There's much less to them than what you see
My friend with NFT’s
My friend with NFT’s

NFT! You insist that the price will be high when you are older.
NFT! There's much less to them than what you see
My friend with NFT’s!!!

You just stood there scamming Oh!
My friend with NFT’s. YEAH YEAH!!! Oh!