After a 4 hour police pursuit

[ian]

After a 4 hour police pursuit with Falco's Rock Me Amadeus playing loudly on a loop, a Victorian man then doused himself in Bacardi 151 and attempted to set himself alight before being apprehended by police and blowing a 1.29 on a breathalyzer test.

If you ever see that headline, then I have done things properly.

[Bandit]

So how are you planning to take a piss during those 4 hours? Bring a second empty bottle of Bacardi?

[ian]

Piss out the window just like a trailer park boys police chase..

Or don't break the seal, start drinking when the pursuit begins and hold it.. Easy as long as the seal is intact.