Coronavirus thread

[Bandit]

No thanks, I'll just take the COVID.

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[Dr. Zoidberg]

Another lockdown on it's way for Victoria.

Panic buy dunny paper, ian!

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I think what we should do is ship some toilet paper from here in the states, then you guys can sell it at a huge markup! Costco here has rolls stacked up to the ceiling most days.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I went to the supermarket 2 days ago and there was plenty of TP. Apparently it's all gone today.

For now it's a 7 day lockdown, so having 122 rolls is important.

[ian]

Another lockdown on it's way for Victoria.

Panic buy dunny paper, ian!

I’m not equipped for these new mask rules and lockdown... some toilet paper in the house.
20 rolls lasts our family 4 months, but I last got more more in early March. So another 3 weeks and I’ll panic.

I am more concerned about my mask use...
I threw away my disposable mask after 13 months, which feels like a waste, so now I am suing free ones they give out at the hospitals.

And no that’s not a typo, I used a single disposable mask for more than a year, also mowed the lawn in it in summer so I wasn’t breathing dust.

I think what we should do is ship some toilet paper from here in the states, then you guys can sell it at a huge markup! Costco here has rolls stacked up to the ceiling most days.

We’ll send you petrol in return.

I actually have a plan to start a wine rush!

[Bandit]

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[Dr. Zoidberg]

We are the champions, my friends.
And Dan beat Gladys in the end.

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

It's up 11 for the day now, with one being a teacher from Bacchus Marsh Grammar that went to the footy and was in a staff meeting on Monday with 315 people.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

We are locking down again, ian!

5 days, which will probably end up being 2 weeks.

[ian]

Saturday week I'm going out. I don't give a fuck if there's lockdowns, I've been doing the right thing FOR MORE THAN A SHITTING FUCKING YEAR and made plans to do ONE SOCIAL THING in 16 months 3 months ago.

Announcing we're going into lockdowns just gives THE SHIT STAINED CUNT RAGS A CHANCE TO ESCAPE AND KEEP SPREADING THE FUCKING THING WHILE THE REST OF US FUCKING SUFFER.
The roads out my way are FUCKED tonight, and not in the usual way of people going home, it's all the main roads out of town, and the same thing happened on all our 500 fucking other lockdowns.

[Skynet]

I want a lockdown because I hate everyone

[ian]

I want a lockdown because I hate everyone

Move to Melbourne! we spend more time in lockdowns than out of them, and with the yoyo rules and restrictions that make no fucking sense you can just not see anyone and feign ignorance of the 90th changes to lockdowns in a week.

I like to honour my prior commitments, so I will be. I can often go years and years without seeing or talking to even the best of my friends, they know I love them but I am inclined to seclude myself most of the time anyway.

I also like driving (also part of hating everyone) Just me, the car and the road, but thanks to lockdowns, can't even do that.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Just had my first pfizer shot. Pretty easy.

[Bandit]

Just had my first pfizer shot. Pretty easy.

The first one is easy, my arm was just slightly sore at the injection site. The second one had me feeling pretty exhausted and crappy for a day. But it wasn't too bad. I made sure I had the next day off when I got it because that's what my friends kept saying happened after they got it. So I'd recommend that to you.