The Indy Wrestling Thread (Spoilers)

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I think the fat old guy is Bischoff.

[Bandit]

It's definitely him because someone keeps saying "Eric stop." But WTF is going on? It's definitely fake but what is this and who are the others.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I think the guy in blue is a podcast host and this is some weird theatre wrestling thing.

[Bandit]

Poor Eazy E reduced to this. We could be having Spring Stampede in a stadium tonight in another world.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

They're going to have to hold it in Nick Gage's backyard because his neighbors are too afraid of him to call the police to complain about the noise.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Oooh tramampolines!

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

They need to parody this for the hype video since they've parodied video games before on them



I beat that game my first try straight through.

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

Oh, that Rotten family.

[Ocelot]

I dunno about you guys but when I think of quality wrestling families that have a proud tradition of nobly contributing and excelling within our cherished sport I don't think about the Harts, the Mulligan/Windhams, the Funks, the Rhodes, or the DiBiases. I think of motherfucking Ian Rotten and his kid!

[Bandit]

Remember when Jeff Jarrett got pissed IWA wouldn't pay him all of his money and took that kid's glasses and told him "you can see again after your dad pays me what he promised"?

[Ocelot]

I would normally be angry at Jeff Jarrett about that but if we're talking Ian Rotten's IWA well fuck him and his kid.

[Bandit]

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