Wrestling News Thread

[Bandit]

He is his road manager for live events.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

Good, he needs it. He's been pretty bad off the past few years.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Tony Khan Announcement Generator 3000

Tony Khan announces that Barry Horowtiz is All Elite! The commentary team quickly moves on.

[Bandit]

Scott Hall had a heart attack during hip surgery and is in ICU.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Oh shit. Let's hope he can make a full recovery.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

It looks like Scott Hall isn't going to make it.

[Skynet]

I watched a Wrestlamia video about Hall earlier today talking about the heart attack situation. I was expecting this wouldn't have a good end result but I can't believe it. I really hoped Hall would be around for a lot longer, especially after turning his life around the way he did.

[Bandit]

Fuck, that's terrible news.

[Bandit]

[Ocelot]

Drug/alcohol abuse is fucking horrific. We still do not fully understand, in 2022, how extensively damaging various cocktails of drugs are. And once one is hooked it is damn near impossible to truly quit for good. Add in a history of addiction in the family, and the results are truly tragic.

Hall is/was a damaged soul just trying to find peace int his world. I can more than relate. This is fucking heartbreaking to me. Absolutely heartbreaking.

[Bandit]

Waltman said they pulled him off life support this afternoon but he's still fighting.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

The last time I remember wrestlers on a court show



I think that was around 2004.

[Ocelot]

Remember what Rick Martel says!

IT'S A....

Ah yanno what,that Sullivan/Dillon video put a big dopey smile on my face so I can't.

[Bandit]

Pictures of Amber Herd with Kevin Nash were entered by evidence by Johnny Depp in their trial. Apparently she partied with Big Sexy after they did Magic Mike and Depp was mad about it.

[Ocelot]

I hope he banged the fuck out of her.

[Bandit]

Is that his son Pentagon Jr. Jr.?

[Bandit]

[Bandit]