I had a dream about this place

[melancholy]

I couldn't log in, so Zoidberg called me and told me there is now a subscription fee of $12 a week to access BG. I raged and asked why so expensive, to which Zoidy replied that he had added a new section for exclusive torrents that would make it worth it. But he wouldn't tell me what torrents were, instead just saying I should subscribe and find out. He also had Trump's voice, which is only relevant because he kept telling me about his 'yuuuge torrent selection.'

[melancholy]

Roofus was there too, but he was busy trying to get us a table in an oceanside restaurant while I was surfing on my laptop. I was out in Cali visiting him for some reason.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

$12 a week...nice! Pay an extra $8 a week for 1 hour of free leech a day.

[Skynet]

$12 a week...nice! Pay an extra $8 a week for 1 hour of free leech a day.

What a bargain!