You recieve $10,000 USD tax free BUT..........

[Calavera]

If a person agreed to give you $20,000 tax free would you agree to the following rules? For the next year anytime you answer no to a person instead of simply saying "no" you must say "nunt, uh, nunt, uh. No way! I've been sittin' in my car yes, now for days. Did you check the toilets on the right?" then when they ask you wtf are talking about you have to act like you have absolutely no idea what they are talking about. You can't tell anyone about the challenge. You can't even elude to anyone that you are partaking in a challenge. If someone asks if you were doing this for a reason you can't smile and say "oh, I can't say *wink" that would disqualify you. And you can't nod no or give any other kind of hand signal (thumbs down) that you make to mean no.

I think it might be worth it. I suppose it depends what your day to day is like. How many a people a day do you talk to on average? If your answer is no at 20k then what amount would it take? Definitely for $20,000 I'd say. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad. Maybe your friends or family might take you to a doctor or psychiatrist and they can't find anything wrong but decide it must be some sort of rare tourette syndrome mixed with brief amnesia. After you doing it for so long people wouldn't even really pay attention to it anymore. Either that or they would discover that it only seems to happen when the answer is no. So after a few rough months the rest of the year would be fairly easy.

So what do you say? This isn't something crazy like having a mouth for an asshole and an asshole for a mouth like a lot of these you read. Or what if you were a woman for 1 year but you still had your dick. None of that falsyfied fiction. This is something that could actually be done in real life. Maybe I should start a Youtube channel where I film my entire day and cut it down to interesting parts and anytime I say "nunt, uh, nunt, uh. No way! I've been sittin' in my car yes, now for days. Did you check the toilets on the right?" Cause I'd be saying it to random members of the public so people might get a giggle. You know I'd being do it just for laughs, gags. Bum Bump Bum Bumm Bumm French Canadians! Cause that show is called Jump for light, gags.

Any who would you do it let's say for 20K

[Dr. Zoidberg]

How would the person making you say that know if you did or didn't say it instead of saying no?

[Roofus]

Is it $10,000 or $20,000? My answer depends on the amount And do I have to notify Social security? I don't want to lose my benefits.

[Calavera]

How would the person making you say that know if you did or didn't say it instead of saying no?

Good question but I don't have a good answer! For the sake of this argument let's just say the person has Santa Clause like powers. They know when you are sleeping, they know when you say no instead of nunt, uh, nunt, uh. No way! I've been sittin' in my car yes, now for days. Did you check the toilets on the right? They know if you are following the rules so say nunt, uh, nunt, uh. No way! I've been sittin' in my car yes, now for days. Did you check the toilets on the right? for goodness sake!

Is it $10,000 or $20,000? My answer depends on the amount And do I have to notify Social security? I don't want to lose my benefits.

$20,000 but it you chose to do it for less that is acceptable. The deal is 20k but if you only want 10k well no problem! More K for me! You don't want to lose your bennies. Especially when you're going up against video game foes.