The MLW Thread

[Bandit]

It's over. MLW is #1 now that they brought Snitsky back to the business.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

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[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

MLW got $20m in their WWE lawsuit settlement.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

The line-up for the free special:

•Matt Riddle vs. Davey Boy Smith Jr (promoted by Saint Laurent)
•Satoshi Kojima, Alex Kane and Okumura vs. World Titan Federation Superstars® “Filthy” Tom Lawlor, Richard Holliday and Josh Bishop (promoted by Saint Laurent)
•AJ Franci$ (promoted by Saint Laurent) vs. Mr. Thomas
•Magnus (with Cesar Dura) vs. Star Jr. (presented by Salina de la Renta)
•Delmi Exo vs. Zayda (promoted by Saint Laurent)
•Bad Dude Tito (presented by Salina de la Renta) vs. Azteca 66
•Scramble-6 Match: Brett Ryan Gosselinvs. Love, Doug vs. Ichiban vs. Marcus Mathers vs. Dyln McCay vs. Cannonball

[Dr. Zoidberg]

•WAR CHAMBER Cage Match: Death Fighters (AKIRA, Raven, Jimmy Lloyd and Jake Christ) vs. The Calling’s Rickey Shane Page, Sami Callihan, Cannonball and Doctor Cornwallis
•MLW World Heavyweight Championship: Satoshi Kojima (champion) vs. Bad Dude Tito Escondido (presented by Salina de la Renta)
•Matt Riddle vs. Timothy Thatcher
•MLW World Tag Team Championship: World Titan Federation Superstars ® “Filthy” Tom Lawlor and Davey Boy Smith Jr. (promoted by Saint Laurent) vs. Alex Kane and Mr. Thomas
•Star Jr (presented by Salina de la Renta) vs. Virus (with Cesar Duran)
•Zayda vs. Sofia Castillo
•Brett Ryan Gosselin (promoted by Saint Laurent) vs. Budd Heavy

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Ocelot]

MLW has become a spanish soap opera. I am here for it.

[Ocelot]

I was so bored tonight that I watched the last two matches of MLW's big Youtube show just now. The semi main was Mads Krugger (Jason Voorhees clone) vs Satoshi Kojima and it was really really bad. Mads has the most cream puff lightweight babyshit offense I have ever seen. Kojima did machine gun chops. Badly. The finish involved like 50,000 people running in. Mads threw a fireball and missed entirely but Kojima selled it anyway. Something happened and some kind of decision was made but who gives a shit? Negative four thousand stars.
Then Mistico fought KENTA and it was bad but compared to the previous match it was fucking Kobash/Misawa. Lots of dueling BACK RAKES and then they did a SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT finish with dueling finishers and a ref bump and a chair. Bad chemistry. I'll give this one an actual rating! *1/2
Can happily go another 20 years before I watch this shithouse promotion again!

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeT-kl4pRBs