Inappropriate marketing

[2dr]

Let’s see if we can come up with some marketing slogans or tactics that are completely inappropriate whether real or not, just for a good laugh. I might get the ball rolling.

They should put a safety warning on dildos that says warning keep away from children: choking hazard

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Corn on the cob: It's not just for eating

[2dr]

Lol

Bananas, the partner you can eat after it eats you.

Tampax - for the educated woman who knows all the ins and outs of pads and tampons!