US Politics Thread

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Ocelot]

I am completely serious rn.

That could be my ex.

[Bandit]

I kind of dig the new Rage Against The Machine song.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I am completely serious rn.

That could be my ex.

Which one?

[Ocelot]

The last one.

I mean, I'm leftist too but she is nuts.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

OK. The scarier one.

[Ocelot]

Yep.

Now you see why she's an ex. If it's her. It may not be. But the resemblance and screaming is damned uncanny, and she loves posting rants online so I honestly don't know.

[Bandit]

I don't know what she can secure besides shooting dogs in the face.

[Ocelot]

Prolly sucks dick and lets him grab her by the pussy.

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She's been linked with one of Trump's main political operatives for years.

Don't forget: Noem used South Dakota's own emergency budget to send our state's national guard to Texas. She also accepted a $1 million donation from a private citizen in Tennessee to deploy the guard previously. And in either situation, there were few details on what they did on deployment. Awesome stuff!

[Bandit]

The Governor’s Office said the deployment helped with Texas Gov. Greg Abbott’s “Operation Lone Star.” Abbott’s website says the operation aims to “secure the border; stop the smuggling of drugs, weapons, and people into Texas; and prevent, detect, and interdict transnational criminal activity between ports of entry.”

Well, they did a shitty job because like 10 million people crossed the border and just a few minutes ago I saw 5 homeless junkies on the street while driving just a few miles. And I don't think America really needs any help getting more guns.

[Bandit]

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The Governor’s Office said the deployment helped with Texas Gov. Greg Abbott’s “Operation Lone Star.” Abbott’s website says the operation aims to “secure the border; stop the smuggling of drugs, weapons, and people into Texas; and prevent, detect, and interdict transnational criminal activity between ports of entry.”

Well, they did a shitty job because like 10 million people crossed the border and just a few minutes ago I saw 5 homeless junkies on the street while driving just a few miles. And I don't think America really needs any help getting more guns.

I saw some homeless people this morning too, right here in her home state!

Noem's a great choice because she'll have no compassion for folks at the border. Call it a blessing or a curse, but I don't think she'll mind having more blood on her hands. Things will get more brutal to rile up the law and order folks that love dishing out punishment. All while the federal government will continue to stall on permanent solutions for the immigration issue: Acting like a cat batting around a mouse. If we actually solve some of these wedge issues (immigration, crime, etc.), what platform will politicians have to campaign for?

[Bandit]

What a country when a guy who looks like Mike Judge would hire him to be the live action Butthead can become Attorney General.

[Bandit]

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[Bandit]

Children will be taught Hulk Hogan and The Undertaker won the war on terror by defeating Muhammad Hassan and Khosrow Daivari in 2005.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]