All Elite Wrestling Thread (It's Wednesday...you know what that means.)

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Tubi!

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Skynet]

They expect us to go to QLD? I think not!

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Yes, that's not going to happen.

The pre-sale tickets happened today. Apparently the Ticketek site was quite shitty with a lot of people trying to get on their.

[Bandit]

[Big Boss Man]

All their matches should have a VHS filter so they look like they're from the 80s.

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Ocelot]

Then it's imperative that they get their ticket sales up because that is otherwise not a good look for the camera.

But that would mean TK has to stop playing BIG WRESTLEMAN and that will never happen.

If he would just fucking go away and handle the money I would feel better about this.

[Bandit]

Some good news: Kenny Omega went to Japan to start training to come back at Ibushi's school

[Ocelot]

and after that they sucked each other's cocks I MEAN I HOPE HE COMES BACK REAL SOON YAY!

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Ocelot]

Not surprised.

TBH I think he might be done with wrestling period. He hasn't had a lot of good stuff around the business lately.

[Bandit]

They like to Touch Tips.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Hopefully he recovers fully.

[Bandit]

News of the century

[Dr. Zoidberg]

That's gonna put some butts in seats.

[Bandit]