ads never did no harm, never did no harm.

[ian]

Next year, DARE by the Gorillaz turns 20... time for a retro inspired ad.

I got the idea by my recently being let down by Farmers Union which went shit (It still tastes good despite having the consistency of water and costing a million dollars...)

There will be a shelf with various Iced coffees on it, and the camera will pan up.
It's coming up!
It's coming up! (Ice Break)
It's coming up! (Norco)
It's coming up! (Nippy's)
It's coming up! (Boss)
It's coming up! (Farmers Union)
It's DARE!!!
OOOOH!!! and that's the end of the ad.

The genius of my ad is it will last 7 seconds, and say more in those 7 seconds than every single ad that's been made since Dare came out in 2005 has ever said combined.

No one will skip it, because you're just getting a good song, and by the time you know what the hell is happening it's over.

(if I see this as an AD, yes I will sue)

[Dr. Zoidberg]