WWE Thread (Spoilers)

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Do you think Vince ever pooped on Linda?

Hopefully someone asks HHH that at the Royal Rumble presser.

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I'll bet Eric probably double teamed some PUSSEY with Vince in the 2000s because he's freaky deeky too.

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Vince, Eric and Mae Young.

Not the only combo Mae was in.





Mae looks like Timeless Toni.

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Some nice publicity for TNA.

[Ocelot]

I cancelled plans to watch the Royal Rumble because this is more interesting than what I was going to be doing. Also I didn't sleep well and was too tired to be out gaming until 4 in the morning.

WOMEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE - My favorite women's rumble ever. Plenty of impressive moments and the right person won and turned in an amazing ring general performance, directing traffic like the veteran she is. Bayley looked like she was legit almost in tears looking at the Wrestlemania logo at the end and considering she's being rewarded for her years of hard work, I don't blame her. Billion and a half stars.

FOUR WAY TITLE MATCH - I watched the women's runble with the commentary off as I was listening to something else. Christ almighty I should do this from now on because the commentary during Orton's entrance is irritating as hell. In fact yep....muted. Much better! If you can't guess who won you're dumb. Felt like a house show main event. **

OWENS/LOGAN (why the fuck is the US title going on after the world title???) - Better match than the world title match, which is really sad, and yes that's even with the fuck finish. ***because the psychology was sound.

MEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE - Holy hell this match is boring. Glad Cody won though. I was afraid they were gonna give it to Semen Punk. Cody/Rollins I guess? Who knows.

Women's match is an absolute banger but you can skip the rest.

[Skynet]

I'm glad others call him Semen Punk. Whenever I call him that I get people ask me wtf am I talking about

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Semen Punk and his wife April Jizz.

The women's rumble started off well, got very shitty in the middle and then the last part was good again.

The men's rumble was alright.

The other two matches were meh.

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https://www.indy100.com/sport/triple-h- ... on-lawsuit

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loved Truth on the kick off show trying to get a better number then coming into the womens rumble, if theres an award for playing 'baffled as fuck' & he hasnt got it yet give it to him immediatly! Good to see they comtinue to acknoeldge TNA as well, still remener when they'd refer to it as 'indie stuff' despite it being on telly in many countries.
Cant say that it was a great rumble though really, usual shenanigins with Roman & co, running out of time if they are gonna do him V the Rock at Mania, unless they do it but not for title but that would just be stupid.
Overall sevicable but kinda "Meh"

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CM Punk suffered significant injury in WWE Royal Rumble

Update:

Dave Meltzer has confirmed Punk suffered a torn triceps. (Editor)

Original:

His exact injury was unconfirmed by those in WWE past many confirming the injury and that as of right now the plan is to have him on the show from Tampa to address the nature of the injury.

Within the WWE the speculation was a torn triceps but nobody close enough to the situation would confirm anything more than a significant injury to be addressed on the show.

There was a spot in the Rumble where the referee checked on Punk and he told the ref "My triceps."

Punk tore his triceps previously at All Out in Chicago in 2022 in the main event of the show against Jon Moxley, had immediate surgery and was out of action for more than nine months before returning for the debut of the Collision show. He was likely able to return a little before that but his return was held off to build the debut of Collision, which he was to be the star of.

When Punk told the referee about his triceps it was late in the match after taking a future shock DDT from Drew McIntyre.

Punk was scheduled to face Seth Rollins at WrestleMania this year. It will be clear tonight whether or not that will be possible.

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I saw a fan video yesterday of Punk on YT after the rumble sitting and puffing hard near the announce desk. He did look injured.

I'm sure he would have preferred getting injured after Mania.

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