The Jim Cornette Thread

[Ocelot]

Shit give him a show now and let him have an hour to bitch about anything. It'd draw a 80.8 rating.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I've been going through some old HDDs and I have downloads of the old DVDVR sleaze thread and also Tom Zenk's blog. Here's a little something from the sleaze thread:



What did Corny do with a banana?

[Bandit]

The story was he liked to go to the dominatrix and there's video of him tied up having stuff done to him including shoving a banana up his ass. The story was when he got divorced the ex wife leaked it to his friends in the industry to humiliate him. Shawn Michaels was allegedly one of the people who saw it and that's why when he did commentary on Raw with Cornette he was eating a banana.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Bix posted a lot in that thread. Things he probably wouldn't post these days.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Corny vs Unabomb

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

And after that Jim just retweeted people talking about it.

[Ocelot]

Oh Jim, keep working that tired gimmick.

[Bandit]

Jim doesn't know what oldheads means (it isn't disrespectful) because he's not down with the hip or the hop.

[Ocelot]

I think Jim's actually worked himself into believing all his crazy shit, and that's the saddest part of all.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Some people aren't happy with Jim and Brian laughing through it and some of Jim's takes.

It's horrible what happened to the woman buuuuut some of it is funny.

[Ocelot]

It's wrestling carny BS. The girl was probably an enthusiastic participant at the time. Vince is a psycho manipulator. I wish I could say this stuff surprises me but honestly no, not even a little.

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

"He's scared of pickles."