Star Wars misquoted

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Sun Jan 07, 2024 12:50 am

I built a Pants-racer; the fastest ever.

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Mon Jan 08, 2024 1:14 pm

The Emperor has made a critical mistake and the time for our pants has come.

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Mon Jan 08, 2024 8:14 pm

STAR WARS
EPISODE I
The Farting Pants

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Tue Jan 09, 2024 1:01 am

Threepio, you tell that slimy piece of worm ridden filth, he’ll get no such pants from us.

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Fri Jan 12, 2024 11:54 pm

Star Wars: The Bad Pants!

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Fri Jan 12, 2024 11:55 pm

Yeah but droids don’t tear people’s pants off when they lose. Wookies are known to do that.

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Sun Jan 14, 2024 12:27 am

Excitement! Huh! Pants! A Jedi craves not these things.

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Thu Jan 18, 2024 12:52 am

A tremor in the force. The last time I felt it was in the pants of my old Master.

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 7:51 pm

ROTJ Commander Jerjerrod to Darth Vader:

The Emperor asks the impossible. I need more pants.