New Japan/Puroresu Thread

[Ocelot]

I'm gonna bet one hundred million dollars that Minoru wasn't selling so much as 'oh god this really hurt like fuck'

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Itoh-chan!

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

[Bandit]

Hikuleo & El Phantasmo dressed up as Bert & Ernie.

[Bandit]

[Ocelot]

Best movie plot ever.

[Bandit]

[Bandit]

Here's the updated card for Wrestle Kingdom 18:

IWGP World Heavyweight Champion SANADA defends against Tetsuya Naito

Kazuchika Okada vs. Bryan Danielson

Three-way match: Will Ospreay vs. Jon Moxley vs. David Finlay to determine the inaugural IWGP Global Heavyweight Champion

IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion Hiromu Takahashi defends against El Desperado

NJPW World Television Champion Zack Sabre Jr. defends against Hiroshi Tanahashi

NEVER Openweight Champion Shingo Takagi defends against Tama Tonga

IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champions Clark Connors & Drilla Moloney defend against TJP & Francesco Akira

Winner-takes-all Tag Team title match: IWGP Tag Team Champions Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI vs. NJPW Strong Openweight Tag Team Champions

Hikuleo & El Phantasmo

Yuya Uemura vs. Yota Tsuji

Kaito Kiyomiya & Shota Umino vs. Ren Narita & EVIL

New Japan Rambo - final four advance to New Year's Dash for KOPW 2024 belt

[Ocelot]

Holy shit. THAT is a MOTHERFUCKING PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING show that I will throw more stars at for match ratings than the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxy combined. I defy AEW and WWE to surpass this. They won't.

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

I think that's a smart move because there's a lot more room for him in New Japan than AEW.

[Bandit]

The Japanese wouldn't even let Paul McCartney smoke pot over there, so good luck to him.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

That's going to be great.

[Dr. Zoidberg]