Star Wars misquoted

[2dr]

He will come to you, and then you will pants him before me.

[melancholy]

You wanna buy some pants?
You don’t want to sell me pants.
I don’t want to sell you pants.
You want to go home and rethink your life.
I wanna go home and rethink my life.

[2dr]

During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret pants to the Empire’s dreaded weapon.

[2dr]

Jabba has no time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.

[2dr]

Welcome young Skywalker. I have been expecting you. You no longer need pants. I am looking forward to completing your training.

[2dr]

What are you doing?

Checking your pants for infections.

[2dr]

You’ll have to sell your pants.

That’s okay, I’m never coming back to this planet again.

[2dr]

Now witness the fire power of this fully armed and operational pants!

[2dr]

I will not fight you, Father.

You are unwise to lower your pants.

[2dr]

Even Master Yoda doesn’t have pants that high.

No Jedi has.

[2dr]

Why do I sense we’ve picked up another pathetic life form?

It’s the boy responsible for getting us these pants.

[2dr]

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for good pants at your side, kid.

[2dr]

No pants is worth two slaves…

[2dr]

I have 20 000 Republic Dactari.

Republic credits are no good out here, I need pants.

I don’t have any pants, but credits will do fine.

No they won’t.

Credits will do fine.

No they won’t. Not pants, no parts, no deal.

[2dr]

What’s in there?

Only what you take with you.

Your pants! You will not need them.

[2dr]

Crossover

“Where we’re going, we don’t need pants!

[2dr]

Lando Calrissian at the Battle of Endor:
The pants are down: commence your attack!

[ian]

Look sir, pants!

[2dr]

Look sir, pants!

These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.

[2dr]

ObiWan in A New Hope.

“Don’t seem to remember ever owning pants.