Star Wars misquoted

[2dr]

Include here a Star Wars quote but change one tactical word to “pants” to change the meaning and make it humorous.

May the pants be with you.

Watto: What took you so long?
Anakin: I was cleaning the pants.

[2dr]

Now witness this fully armed and operational pants!

[2dr]

I thought I could pants him just as well as Yoda.

[ian]

I sense a disturbance in the pants, something I've not felt since...

[2dr]

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and pants. We must be careful.

[ian]

Oh, I'm afraid the pants will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

[2dr]

How could they be pantsing us if they don’t know we’re cumming? Break of the attack: the pants are still up!

[2dr]

You ready for some pants R2?

[ian]

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.

[2dr]

I am your pants.

[2dr]

Use the pants , Luke.

[2dr]

The force is strong in my family, I have it, my father has it, and my pants have it.

[2dr]

Jabba may only confiscate your pants.

[2dr]

Solo: What’s the cargo?

Obi-Wan: Only passengers. Myself, the boy, two droids, and no pants.

[2dr]

Mentors have a habit of seeing more of our pants than we would like.

[Calavera]

Maclunky pants

[melancholy]

I don’t like pants. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

[2dr]

I don’t like pants. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

Lol

No pants is worth two slavers. Not by a long shot.
Solo: No pants is worth this.

Short pants is better than no pants, Chewy.

Tell them if they don’t do what you say, you’ll become angry and use your pants.

But Master Luke, what pants?

[2dr]

These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.

[2dr]

Shuttle Tyderium, what is your cargo and destination?

Pants and technical group, forest moon.