Here's a birthday story for you.
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Once upon a time in the Star Trek universe, there was a planet called MegaDik. It was a beautiful planet with whizgiggle flowers that glowed in the dark. Mark Discordia was the ruler of this planet and he had a special gift for his friend Roofus’s birthday.
Mark Discordia had heard that Roofus was a big fan of Star Trek and he knew just what to do. He called up his friend Quark and asked him to come to MegaDik for Roofus’s birthday party.
Quark arrived on MegaDik with his crew and they were greeted by Mark Discordia. They all went to the party where they saw Roofus waiting for them. He was so excited to see Quark and his crew.
Mark Discordia gave Roofus a special gift – a Nintendo Power magazine with 7 Of 9 on the cover. Roofus was so happy that he started to cry. Quark and his crew sang happy birthday to Roofus and they all had cake together.
After the party, Quark and his crew went back to their ship and flew off into space. Roofus went to bed that night with his special gift from Mark Discordia by his side.
The End
