Quagaar warriors.

Post by **ian** » Wed Dec 14, 2022 10:07 pm

My tooth, my tooth, I think I lost my tooth!

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Thu Dec 15, 2022 1:25 am

I’m going to eat you little fishy

Post by **ian** » Thu Dec 15, 2022 3:33 am

Oh Lennon, looks what's happened to McCartney!

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Thu Dec 15, 2022 9:57 am

Watch it monkey, you creased my suit.

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Sat Dec 17, 2022 12:07 am

And they said you was a waste of money.

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Sat Dec 17, 2022 12:07 am

And they said you was a waste of money.

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 3:48 am

No tricks. No sleeves.

Post by **ian** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 7:23 am

I'll just borrow the T72 from the WW2 game, then I think we'll have everyone's attention.

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 6:08 pm

Perhaps I didn’t make myself clear. I said Supper is served!

Any questions on the supper situation? No? Good!

Post by **ian** » Thu Dec 22, 2022 10:40 pm

Ketchup?!? On lobster??

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Fri Dec 23, 2022 8:45 am

He’s literally blown his top.
Great! Now we have to do the washing up.

Post by **ian** » Fri Dec 23, 2022 11:12 am

Cat, do this! cat, do that! What am I, a dog?

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Fri Dec 23, 2022 1:16 pm

Dog? What’s a dog?

Post by **ian** » Sat Dec 24, 2022 1:54 am

They've got less meat on them than a Chicken McNugget.

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Mon Dec 26, 2022 9:32 pm

What about this one?

Post by **ian** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 1:33 am

I think the blonde one's giving you the eye.

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 9:51 am

Anyone who is not dead, raise your hand.

Post by **ian** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 8:10 pm

My mate ace here is incredibly, credibly brave! And he's got just tonnes and tonnes of girlfriends!

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 8:32 pm

Shut up!

Post by **ian** » Tue Dec 27, 2022 9:55 pm

Maybe ace hole!