Step all the way up to brown alert!

[ian]

There's no such thing as brown alert, sir.

You won't be saying that in a minute!

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-01-19/ ... /100765890

Brown alert is a real thing. We were at Blue alert, but decided not to go to Red alert as it does mean changing the bulb!

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Our hospitals have gone to brown town.

[2dr]

Rimmer “Go to Red Alert!”
Kryten. “Are you sure, sir? It does mean changing the bulb.”

Lister “Brown Alert!”
Kryten “Are you sure, sir? It does mean changing your underwear.”

[ian]

You've got to Think ahead.

[2dr]

You didn’t think ahead!

[ian]

Have you seen this about moose's?

[2dr]

Have you seen this about moose's?

Salt, an epicure’s delight. Have you done my leg yet?

[ian]

I'm screaming at him because everything I'm wearing is dry clean only.

[2dr]

So I combed my hair and passed out.