The Tammy Sytch Thread: Not So Sunny Days

[dreamkileer]

It really is an indictment of th criminal Justice system here in the US the amount of times that she has basically been given a slap on the wrist.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

This is a picture of the area of the accident and the three traffic lights she somehow didn't see. She must have been loaded (no duh, I know.)

[Dr. Zoidberg]

She was probably looking at her phone.

[Bandit]

"Let me check the views on the Only Fans video where I put three cucumbers in my pussy."

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

Tammy 'Sunny' Sytch arrested on nine charges following fatal traffic accident

Tammy ‘Sunny’ Sytch has been arrested in relation to a fatal car accident from March.

PWInsider reported this evening that Sytch was arrested tonight in Ormond Beach, Florida on nine charges, including DUI causing the death of a person (DUI manslaughter), driving with a suspended or revoked license causing death or serious injury, and seven counts of DUI causing damage to a person or property. Sytch could face up to 30 years in prison if convicted. Her bond is currently $200,000 for the DUI manslaughter charge and $27,500 for the remaining charges.

An Ormond Beach Police Department report stated that on March 25, Sytch, who does not have a valid driver’s license, crashed into Julian L. Lasseter’s stopped vehicle at “a high rate of speed”, causing his death. Upon impact, Lasseter crashed into a third vehicle. The driver and the passengers of the third vehicle were not hospitalized, but complained of neck, back, side, and head injuries following the collision.

Authorities had not arrested Sytch in the days after the incident as they were awaiting toxicology reports from a blood sample obtained while Sytch was hospitalized.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Here's her mugshot:



She's looking rough.

[Bandit]

Here's her mugshot:



She's looking rough.

That makes 40 grand a month on pornos. Yuck.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Yeah it doesn't make any sense.

Imagine how much mid-90s Sunny would have made on OF. Amouranth level money.

[Big Boss Man]

I think she had a Playboy offer in the mid 90s but turned it down. Wonder if WWE will actually remove her from the HOF since they were so anti inducting Chyna because of their google her past excuse.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Have they ever removed someone from the HOF? Seems like a waste of time to do.

Jimmy Snuka is in there and Vince knew what he did long before he was inducted.

[Big Boss Man]

Hogan was removed from the HOF

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-44846142.amp

[Bandit]

Yeah it doesn't make any sense.

Imagine how much mid-90s Sunny would have made on OF. Amouranth level money.

I never would have gone to 6th grade, I would have been jerking off all day and night.

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

It sounds like she's been deep throating Ron Jeremy.

[Ocelot]

I can't even bring myself to make my usual flippant jokes here. This is just fucking pathetic.

[Bandit]

Not so arrogant now.

[Bandit]

[Ocelot]

Guess she can't kayfabe her way out of that.