The Junk Food/Fast Food Thread
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"Popeye's can't keep chicken sandwiches in stock? Bitch we have so many chicken filets we'll put that shit in donuts if we want."
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OH MY GOD. like a Luther but with chicken instead...Bandit wrote: Wed Sep 18, 2019 7:25 am
"Popeye's can't keep chicken sandwiches in stock? Bitch we have so many chicken filets we'll put that shit in donuts if we want."
Fucking want...Want now!
Dropping everything to go to KFC for boneless chicken and 711 for Krispy kremes RIGHT NOW!!
Hugh Man!
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Worldstar: The Restaurant
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They should run a system where you trade your assault rifles for the chicken sandwiches...
Gun violence and chicken violence could both be solved in a limited time!
Gun violence and chicken violence could both be solved in a limited time!
Hugh Man!
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ian wrote: Wed Nov 06, 2019 1:42 am They should run a system where you trade your assault rifles for the chicken sandwiches...
Gun violence and chicken violence could both be solved in a limited time!
Holy shit that’s brilliant!
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One man is ready.
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I decided to make myself a potato wedge pizza.
I used a frozen meat lovers pizza as a base, slathered on a tonne of cheese and slid into oven.
While it was cooking I deep fried potato wedges.
I was going to have 2 courses, but they finished at the same time, rather than let either get cold, I combined them.
So I slathered the sour cream onto the pizza, covered it in wedges, then sweet chilli sauced it.
It’s the best thing since spaghetti Pizza,OH MY GOD!!!
This is why I’m fat!
You want it so you can’t see the meat through the added cheese, then can’t see the cheese through the sour cream, then can hardly see any sour cream through the wedges.
You could make it less bad for you by not adding a tonne of cheese, and baking the wedges as well as pizza, but the result would still be great.
I am probably not going to eat anything for the rest of the day!
Next I want to make some sort of cheese Naan wrapped pasta bake.
I used a frozen meat lovers pizza as a base, slathered on a tonne of cheese and slid into oven.
While it was cooking I deep fried potato wedges.
I was going to have 2 courses, but they finished at the same time, rather than let either get cold, I combined them.
So I slathered the sour cream onto the pizza, covered it in wedges, then sweet chilli sauced it.
It’s the best thing since spaghetti Pizza,OH MY GOD!!!
This is why I’m fat!
You want it so you can’t see the meat through the added cheese, then can’t see the cheese through the sour cream, then can hardly see any sour cream through the wedges.
You could make it less bad for you by not adding a tonne of cheese, and baking the wedges as well as pizza, but the result would still be great.
I am probably not going to eat anything for the rest of the day!
Next I want to make some sort of cheese Naan wrapped pasta bake.
Hugh Man!
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My friends used to work at a convenience store/pizza shop down the road back in my college days. On nights when they worked together, the two would grab stuff from the store shelves and make their own crazy pizzas.
One day, I got a call from one of them. He asked, "Do you want a potato skin pizza?" They had put a potato wedge on each slice loaded with bacon and sour cream with nacho cheese for the pizza sauce. Your version definitely has more panache and style with the sweet chili sauce, but I know all too well how delicious that pizza was for you.
It hurts that I'll likely never have a pizza that good ever again. The dream was dead when one of them got fired for calling their manager a bitch.
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Somebody needs to go to jail for that atrocity.
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https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php? ... 1a18ca6112
Spoiler alert: the sandwich gets an extra, special sauce put on it.
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Bandit wrote: Sun Dec 15, 2019 12:31 pm
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php? ... 1a18ca6112
Spoiler alert: the sandwich gets an extra, special sauce put on it.
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Dr. Zoidberg wrote: Sun Dec 15, 2019 3:54 pmBandit wrote: Sun Dec 15, 2019 12:31 pm
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php? ... 1a18ca6112
Spoiler alert: the sandwich gets an extra, special sauce put on it.
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Re: The Junk Food/Fast Food Thread
So, someone was recently telling me that they've started weighing their food portions...
I now understand WHY people weigh their food.
It's so they can feel good no matter the shit they eat.
"I only ate 2KG of food today'
See that sounds good, and like you're trying to stick to a diet.
But by food weight logic I am in better shape...
You ate 2KG of potatoes, but I only ate 1.5KG of pure fucking cane sugar, so I ate less weight, thus I am healthier than you!!!
And don't ever dare point out how stupid their logic is.
I was trying not to laugh in their face at each thing they said, but it became almost impossible to hold back from scoffing at some of the shit they said.
I'm a fat fuck, no arguments, but when I lost half of my body weight, I didn't turn around to people and start giving them diet advice/lectures about eating healthy...
My downfall is I fucking love food and was more revolted by my body and miserable AFTER losing the weight than before I lost it.
(and I'm not exaggerating half my body weight, I went from 197K to 100, felt deformed so put 20 back on, and now that's ballooned up to 140.)
I thought about this rant because I'm munching my way through 500 grams of choc chip cookies, and couldn't help but thinking in FOOD WEIGHT logic, these 500G of cookies are better for me than 501 Grams of pure boiled rice
I now understand WHY people weigh their food.
It's so they can feel good no matter the shit they eat.
"I only ate 2KG of food today'
See that sounds good, and like you're trying to stick to a diet.
But by food weight logic I am in better shape...
You ate 2KG of potatoes, but I only ate 1.5KG of pure fucking cane sugar, so I ate less weight, thus I am healthier than you!!!
And don't ever dare point out how stupid their logic is.
I was trying not to laugh in their face at each thing they said, but it became almost impossible to hold back from scoffing at some of the shit they said.
I'm a fat fuck, no arguments, but when I lost half of my body weight, I didn't turn around to people and start giving them diet advice/lectures about eating healthy...
My downfall is I fucking love food and was more revolted by my body and miserable AFTER losing the weight than before I lost it.
(and I'm not exaggerating half my body weight, I went from 197K to 100, felt deformed so put 20 back on, and now that's ballooned up to 140.)
I thought about this rant because I'm munching my way through 500 grams of choc chip cookies, and couldn't help but thinking in FOOD WEIGHT logic, these 500G of cookies are better for me than 501 Grams of pure boiled rice
Hugh Man!