I met an Australian guy today

[Roofus]

Anyone here know him?

[melancholy]

I’m sure someone here does, it’s a pretty small island.

[Roofus]

I’m sure someone here does, it’s a pretty small island.

Yeah that's what I was thinking. He actually said he might know ian.

[Skynet]

I think this guy went to school with my cousin

[melancholy]

Do you think you could give a better description of him? Maybe his hair or eye color, or perhaps the type of animal skin his boots were made of?

[Roofus]

Dingo skin. They were dingo skin.

[Roofus]

Oh! And he kept complaining that the whirly pool In the dunny did a clocky instead of counter clocky

[ian]

I've met him, he's an asshole.

[Roofus]

I've met him, he's an asshole.

Yeah. And he didn't even know that in the northern hemisphere, the dunny does a counter clocky.

[melancholy]

I've met him, he's an asshole.

Yeah. And he didn't even know that in the northern hemisphere, the dunny does a counter clocky.

Roofus, are you feeling okay? You are sounding a bit down-under the weather. I fear that your encounter with him may have given you a rather awful infection called ‘Australian Accent’. You’ll need treatment soon, else your condition will go south fast. Start with some grounding techniques to reorient yourself from living upside-down. I also suggest surrounding yourself with American culture. Try visiting your local Walmart, or reading Trump’s Twitter, or just take some time to reflect on the fact that a white middle age man on the internet is giving you medical advice because you can’t afford proper healthcare. With these steps, you should be back to your proud American self in no time!

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Crikey!

[Roofus]

I've met him, he's an asshole.

Yeah. And he didn't even know that in the northern hemisphere, the dunny does a counter clocky.

Roofus, are you feeling okay? You are sounding a bit down-under the weather. I fear that your encounter with him may have given you a rather awful infection called ‘Australian Accent’. You’ll need treatment soon, else your condition will go south fast. Start with some grounding techniques to reorient yourself from living upside-down. I also suggest surrounding yourself with American culture. Try visiting your local Walmart, or reading Trump’s Twitter, or just take some time to reflect on the fact that a white middle age man on the internet is giving you medical advice because you can’t afford proper healthcare. With these steps, you should be back to your proud American self in no time!

Thanks, man. I watched eight hours of NASCAR and played a Trump rally in the background and I think I'm dying of a disease that was cured 60 years ago because I don't have health insurance so I think I'm ok now. MAGA!

[ian]

THATS A BLOODY OUTRAGE, THAT IS!!