The General News/Current Affairs Thread

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

I will never understand a foot fetish.

[Bandit]

Trump stops mancrushing on Putin and moves on to this guy.

[Bandit]

Not The Onion.

[Bandit]

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[melancholy]

Extremely depressing. I’m curious what the interior will look like once they clear out the debris.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

The firefighters saved all of the artwork and relics that were in there.

[Hawq]

As an Englishman that makes me rather happy, as a gamer this news makes me intrigued Assassin’s Creed Could Be Key to Notre Dame Cathedral Restoration could certainly make scalling the building easier for those wanting to do so if it happens

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Porn passes will also be sold in shops for £4.99 ($6.50).

[Bandit]

We can set up a Go Fund Me for Hawq, Matisfaction, Chris Latimer and Boss Man.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Imagine going to a shop at midnight to buy a porn pass. Or midday.

"1 porn pass and a box of tissues please."

[Bandit]

Don't they always buy tea bags any shopping trip? (Everything I know about shopping in England I learned from Cracker.)

[ian]

Wait, what?? Porn block?
Really???

[Hawq]

I'll take a 9lb block

[Bandit]

Are they going to send inspectors around like for BBC licenses to make sure you aren't getting porn via VPN?

[Bandit]

[ian]

Surprised none of these tech geniuses have made an augmented reality game or app to take advantage of the homeless problem...

Make a shit look like a Pokémon or something and everyone benefits.

Homeless don’t get harassed, and rich start ups get to see something interesting.