I'd suggest trying this:
Jim Beam Devils Cut and cherry coke... Devils Cherry Cut. FUCKING AMAZING..
I also can't believe how little I drank in my late teens and early-mid 20's. It was pathetic really.
A slab (case of 24 beers) and almost a single bottle of hard liquor used to do me for a night of drinking

A full cask of wine (Pre drinks) (35 standard drinks)
A full bottle of Sake (8.2 standard drinks)
A full Smirnoff bottle (21 standard drinks)
A 4 pack of cheap premixed vodkas (4 standard drinks)
And I've just cracked open (a fifth of the way in) a bottle of Jack Daniels 1907 (20 standard drinks) And I'll probably finish this.. and then I'll go to bed so I don't have to open my last bottle of Jim Beam..
People who complain about cigarette prices have CLEARLY never been alcoholics. So my life advice is to people who complain smoking costs too much: Try being an alcoholic!

(The Sake, Smirnoff and Jack were all emergency supplies.. But tomorrow is Payday!!!)