The Australian Politics & News Thread

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Premier rubbishes One Nation's claims children taught masturbation in Safe Schools program

"We are having little kids in grade four at school, young girls being taught by teachers how to masturbate, how to strap on dildos, how to do this sort of stuff — that is the real problem in this country."

The only thing dumber than a One Nation candidate are the idiots that vote for them.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Roofus]

What does that mean exactly? It's legal now?

[Dr. Zoidberg]

No, but Turnbull's going to try and get the law passed quickly, which will piss off some of his more conservative party members.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

It's 2017 and Al Bundy makes the front page of an Australian newspaper.

[OrangeRibbon]

It's 2017 and Al Bundy makes the front page of an Australian newspaper.

Did the broadcast just reach you guys?

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Did the broadcast just reach you guys?

Yes. We also just got a new show called The Golden Girls. I hope they bring them down here for a promo tour soon.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

What the fuck?!?

[melancholy]

Debate is over. That response can never be topped or disputed.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

"Master-bate"

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

Looks like the 1989 Batman where Joker reveals his new face.

"Mirror. MIRROR!!!!!"

[OrangeRibbon]

So the Aussies know how to use Strap Ons.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Barnaby looks happy.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Looks like we will be getting another new PM soon.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

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Edit: ScuMo deleted his tweet.