The General News/Current Affairs Thread

Post by **Dr. Zoidberg** » Mon May 01, 2017 10:27 pm

I hope they let her eat the McNuggets at least.

Post by **Bandit** » Tue May 02, 2017 12:15 pm

I wish that bear high on cocaine was filmed. Footage of drunk bears who drank beer is hilarious, but this would be amazing.

Post by **Dr. Zoidberg** » Sun May 14, 2017 2:56 am

Post by **Bandit** » Sun May 14, 2017 8:28 am

I was wondering what happened to Joel Gertner.

Post by **Bandit** » Fri May 26, 2017 2:37 am

Do they want to rename it to get a Whole Foods?

Post by **OrangeRibbon** » Fri May 26, 2017 3:17 am

Brooklyn can be SoBo! Manhattan can be SoMa! Ny can be SoNy and get that sweet sweet marketing money from Sony.

Post by **Dr. Zoidberg** » Sat May 27, 2017 3:44 pm

Post by **Dr. Zoidberg** » Sun May 28, 2017 5:59 pm

Exciting news in Australia!

Wowee, her aunty!

Post by **Skynet** » Sun May 28, 2017 8:32 pm

Dr. Zoidberg wrote:Exciting news in Australia!

Wowee, her aunty!

That tweet doesn't exist. How will I know what is exciting in the news?

Post by **Dr. Zoidberg** » Sun May 28, 2017 9:05 pm

It was a video about Schapelle Corby's aunty leaving the house.

Here's Schapelle Corby's mother leaving the house!

Post by **Skynet** » Mon May 29, 2017 9:49 am

Riveting!

Post by **Dr. Zoidberg** » Tue May 30, 2017 1:54 am

Post by **Bandit** » Tue May 30, 2017 2:02 am

That man is plastered.

Post by **Bandit** » Tue May 30, 2017 6:24 am

Post by **Dr. Zoidberg** » Sat Jun 03, 2017 2:32 am

Post by **Dr. Zoidberg** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 4:11 pm

Post by **Dr. Zoidberg** » Wed Jun 07, 2017 6:44 pm

Post by **Bandit** » Fri Jun 09, 2017 6:49 am

Post by **Dr. Zoidberg** » Sun Jun 11, 2017 8:08 pm

Poor teens are going to make some nice money selling their blood to rich old hags, if it really works.