Letter to the Editor: Dr. Zoidberg's Leadership Fails the Blueguerilla Forum

[Roofus]

To the Editor,

As a long-time member of the Blueguerilla Forum community, I feel compelled to express my deep disappointment in the leadership—or rather, the lack thereof—demonstrated by our administrator, Dr. Zoidberg. It’s time someone addressed the issue that’s been bothering forum members for far too long: Dr. Zoidberg’s secrecy surrounding his enormous game collection.

Let’s be clear. We’ve heard the stories. We’ve seen the vague, teasing posts where he alludes to his vast library of rare and vintage titles, titles that many of us would give an arm and a leg to even glimpse. Yet, despite being the leader of a gaming-focused community, Dr. Zoidberg refuses to share, display, or even document this supposed collection. It’s almost become mythical at this point, and some of us are beginning to wonder if it even exists.

The Blueguerilla Forum was founded on the principles of openness, shared knowledge, and mutual passion for gaming. As members, we contribute our time, insights, and enthusiasm. Is it too much to ask for some transparency from our leader? Instead of fostering an inclusive environment, Dr. Zoidberg has created a hierarchy of exclusivity, where only he holds the keys to what could be an incredible resource for all of us.

I don’t mean to suggest that every leader needs to share everything, but in a community where gaming is the core, it feels like a betrayal to keep something as central as a personal game collection hidden away. His refusal to open up about this aspect of his gaming life has led to a growing sense of frustration and disillusionment among many members, myself included.

I call on Dr. Zoidberg to step up and show true leadership. Share the collection. Let the community benefit from your treasure trove of gaming history. Or at the very least, stop dangling it in front of us as if we’re unworthy of seeing it.

Sincerely,
Mark Discordia
Long-time Blueguerilla Forum Member

[ian]

Lies!

Zoidberg is always more than happy to share his entire Barbie game catalogue with anyone who requests it!

If not for Zoidberg, no one would have ever been able to experience Barbie Horse Riding 3 or the equally as awesome Barbie Stable Designer 2.0. or the hugely underrated Barbie Horse grooming 2002.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[2dr]

Lmao. They should bring out a pink Wii for the ladies. We could call it a She -Wii.

[Roofus]

Follow-Up Letter to the Editor: Dr. Zoidberg’s Game Collection Underwhelms

To the Editor,

In response to my previous letter about Dr. Zoidberg’s reluctance to share his fabled game collection with the Blueguerilla Forum community, I’d like to address the recent turn of events. After considerable pressure from forum members, Dr. Zoidberg has finally shared glimpses of his collection. Unfortunately, what we’ve seen so far has been, quite frankly, underwhelming.

Many of us had hoped for something extraordinary—a treasure trove of rare and legendary titles befitting someone who has positioned himself as a pillar of the gaming world. What we got instead was a modest selection of games that any dedicated collector could easily acquire over a few months of eBay hunting. Where are the promised rarities? Where are the long-lost titles and hidden gems that Dr. Zoidberg hinted at in his cryptic posts?

It’s hard not to feel like he’s holding out on us. The limited showing he’s offered feels more like a curated, incomplete version of his collection rather than the whole picture. Is he protecting the “good stuff” for a select few? Or worse, was all the hype about his legendary collection just smoke and mirrors to inflate his status in the community?

This kind of selective sharing only deepens the frustration. If this is all there is to his collection, why keep it hidden for so long? And if there’s more, why not share it with the community that has supported him for years?

The Blueguerilla Forum deserves honesty and openness from its leadership. Dr. Zoidberg has always been quick to make lofty claims, but when it comes to delivering on them, he’s fallen short. I hope he takes this as an opportunity to come clean and truly engage with the community in a meaningful way.

Sincerely,
Mark Discordia
Disappointed Forum Member

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Dear Mr. Discordia,

I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing in response to your recent concerns about the difficulty you’ve experienced in viewing Dr. Zoidberg’s extensive video game collection.

We understand and appreciate your enthusiasm for Dr. Zoidberg’s collection and the inconvenience this situation has caused. Dr. Zoidberg has indeed amassed a remarkable assortment of video games, which has drawn significant interest from our community.

Due to the current setup and constraints, we recognize that accessing and viewing the collection in its entirety has proven challenging. We are actively working on solutions to improve accessibility and showcase the collection in a way that benefits all interested parties.

In the meantime, we would like to offer the following:

Scheduled Viewing Appointments: We can arrange specific times for you and others to visit and view the collection more comfortably. Please let us know your availability, and we will do our best to accommodate. The first bookings will be available sometime in 2055.

Virtual Tour: We are exploring the possibility of creating a virtual tour or digital catalog of the collection. This would allow you to explore the games online from the comfort of your own home. The cost of the virtual tour will be approximately $2,500.

Additional Information: If you have specific games or aspects of the collection you are particularly interested in, please let us know. We can provide detailed information or even curated highlights based on your preferences. Expect delays in replies for these requests of up to 40 years.

We value your interest and patience as we work to resolve this issue. Your feedback is important to us, and we are committed to ensuring that everyone has a satisfying experience with Dr. Zoidberg’s collection.

Thank you for bringing this matter to our attention. Should you have any further questions or suggestions, please do not hesitate to reach out.

Sincerely,

Professor Richard Puller
Caretaker of Dr. Zoidberg's video game estate

[ian]