The General News/Current Affairs Thread

[Bandit]

I'm glad my cats are only into Facial Abuse porn.

[Hawq]

Charley Say that shitty excuse dont fly

[Dr. Zoidberg]

You should have what his dog downloaded.

[Bandit]

This looks like the worst Law & Order reboot ever.

[OrangeRibbon]

Is that Megan Kelly and Alex Jones?

[Bandit]

Yeah, she spent a few days with him in Austin for her show this Sunday.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Terrible.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Hawq]

was the guy caught on his day off when the boss complained the coffee didnt taste right?

[Bandit]

Judge's troll level: expert.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

Oof. If you get outsmarted by Alex Jones, you should just quit your job, because there's no coming back from that.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

Stop blurring out genitals in their porn to get them horny again.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I read the other week that they are cracking down on the uncensored porn being made in Japan and have arrested producers and actresses, so unblurring probably won't be happening anytime soon.

[Bandit]

Next they'll only allow waifu pillows being dry humped.

[Hawq]

no wonder they aint boning, the girls get one look at the guys junk & go "WTF is that thing? its so clear & visible!"

[Dr. Zoidberg]

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