The Cringe Thread

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

Linda Hogan is trying to get on VH1 again.

Was that Elmo on background vocals at 2:34?

[Bandit]

She's got an acoustic version too to highlight that beautiful voice

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[melancholy]

That is top tier cringe right there. Every minute of that video takes us to new and unexpected territory of disaster. There's so many details I don't even know where to start.

[Bandit]

I could only make it through two minutes. It wasn't even funny, I just thought about how this will haunt those guys for years in shame.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

[OrangeRibbon]

She is going to murder someone later right?

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[melancholy]

Ah, yes, that time of year when the salmon migrate upstream to find a mate.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

[melancholy]

God that was awful, though it is amusing that video is coupled with Fox branding.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[melancholy]

I will never have sympathy for people that get rejected in front of a large crowd. You don’t go into it unless you know 100% that the girl is going to say yes. If she is so uninterested that she is willing to shoot you down and thoroughly embarrass both of you in front of a roomful of strangers, you clearly missed some pretty big red flags in your relationship.

[Big Boss Man]

To me, it looks very staged, but I could be wrong.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I look forward to seeing her on Mormon Girlz.