MMA Thread (UFC/Bellator et al)

[Bandit]

Cain Velasquez was arrested for shooting a guy in a road rage incident

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Guess his MMA comeback is off. Unless there's a Prison MMA comp.

[Bandit]

[Bandit]

Apparently Velasquez is claiming the guy he shot molested his daughter, so that makes more sense on how a guy with his good reputation could snap out of nowhere.

[Bandit]

[Bandit]

Somewhere Chris Jericho is telling someone "See, I told you the Judas Effect really works."

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

Is that the new StonedApe NFT?

[Ocelot]

Somewhere Chris Jericho is telling someone "See, I told you the Judas Effect really works."

That is how you throw a goddamn back elbow.

Love women's MMA so much.

[Bandit]

[Bandit]

SHOOT TOMBSTONE

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

RIP Rumble Johnson

And now for something completely different...

[Bandit]

I would only watch this if Flair hosted like that Triller segment

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Imagine watching a 3 hour PPV of people slapping each other. It would get old pretty fast.

[Ocelot]

Y'all making me wanna start watching women's MMA again

[Dr. Zoidberg]

He died from a heart issue.