WWE Thread (Spoilers)

[Big Boss Man]

"The Loose Tyre" Lexis King

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Ocelot]

I like to talk about wrestlers and personalities that have IT and have glowing potential and try to be positive, mostly.

But no, Lexis King most goddamn certainly does not have IT.

[Bandit]

That poor guy. I didn't think he was that great either, but this makes AEW's Varsity Blonde idea look genius.

[Ocelot]

I mean at least the Varsity Blondes thing was a launching pad for Julia Hart.

This is......awkward.

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

Vince finally shaved his creepy moustache

[Ocelot]

It's nice to see Vader and Emperor Palpatine mingling with folks.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

He's still got something above his lip.

[Bandit]

He has a "Hitler".

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Vince's rival back in the 40s. Tried expanding his territory too far.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

It's a lot sadder than I expected. I thought it was just going to be a fun thing where Vladimir recounts his memories of shows he attended, but that's just the first half.

[Ocelot]

This is not only WWE's best documentary, it's also the most emotional. Will choke you up.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

The guy on the left is a bit odd looking.

[Bandit]

He has a head like a Lego figure.

[Ocelot]

I watched some of WWE Crown Jewel and fast fowarded through most of it thanks to my best friend letting me use her Peacock account for the forseeable future and it was a night for shitty telegraphed endings to matches that would otherwise have been good especially the main event because god knows the agents suck ass with another formulaic ending to another Reigns title defense and it's getting real fucking old and I'm glad I'm not giving these assholes my money YEAH!!!!

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]