Star Wars misquoted

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Sat Dec 23, 2023 12:33 pm

It has the same pants as a ship that recently blasted it’s way out of Mos Eisely.

Post by **ian** » Sun Dec 24, 2023 7:12 pm

I just happen to have a chance cube here. Blue, it's the boy. Red, his pants!

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Sun Dec 24, 2023 8:53 pm

This is the pants.

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Sun Dec 24, 2023 9:20 pm

Dooku: As you can see, my Jedi powers are far beyond yours. Now pants down.

Obi-Wan: I don’t think so.

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Sun Dec 24, 2023 9:30 pm

We’ve gotta be able to get some reading on those pants up or down.

But how could they be jamming us if they don’t know we’re cumming?

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Sun Dec 24, 2023 9:32 pm

Away put your pants, I mean you no harm.

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Sun Dec 24, 2023 9:33 pm

I’m looking fr a great warrior.

Great Warrior?! Pants not make one great.

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Sun Dec 24, 2023 9:34 pm

I felt a disturbance in the pants that I’ve not had, since in the presence of my old master

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Sun Dec 24, 2023 10:19 pm

My name is Qui-Gon Jinn. Your son was kind enough to offer us pants.

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Mon Dec 25, 2023 2:16 am

Your pants are weak old man

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Mon Dec 25, 2023 3:06 am

Short pants are better than no pants, Chewey.

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Mon Dec 25, 2023 12:24 pm

I don’t think the Empire had pants in mind when they designed her chewy.

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Mon Dec 25, 2023 12:24 pm

Where are those pants going?

Shuttle Tighter-pants, what is your cargo and destination?

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Sat Dec 30, 2023 12:36 am

Pants and technical group, forest moon.

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Sun Dec 31, 2023 1:57 am

I hope that code is worth the pants we payed.

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Mon Jan 01, 2024 2:03 am

He’s more machine now than pants.

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Thu Jan 04, 2024 3:08 am

That was never a condition of our agreement, I was given pants to that bounty hunter.

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Thu Jan 04, 2024 5:34 pm

I’m just a simple man trying to make his pants in the universe.

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Fri Jan 05, 2024 8:20 am

If they follow standard Imperial procedures they will drop their pants before making the jump to hyperspace.

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Sat Jan 06, 2024 1:44 am

I call for a vote of No Pants in Chancellor Vallorum’s leadership.