US Politics Thread

[Bandit]

[Roofus]

Donald Trump’s delegate ineptitude stumbles into white nationalism

[Bandit]

He isn't wrong. He's not nearly as crazy as Bernie and is far more likable than Hillary.

Plus The Onion would have thrown every penny they have towards his campaign so they could continue their Biden parodies another 4-8 years.

[Bandit]

Making the rounds on the internet: our possible President did a commercial with fucking Grimace promoting the Big n Tasty flop burger from McDonalds 14 years ago. That burger was gross and they pushed out the great Arch Deluxe to make it.

[Bandit]

That time in the 90s Donald Trump made an alterego to tell the media how awesome Donald Trump is





I love Death & Taxes.

The Secret Service is going to interview Trump's butler about the Obama comments. So good luck making it through prison looking like Mr. Feeny.

[Bandit]

EXCEPT STAIN A FAT WOMAN'S BLUE DRESS WITH SEMEN, AMIRITE PPLZ?!

[hbk72777]

At this point, who ever wins, it's going to be a fun 6 months They both provide comic relief

[Bandit]

I'll say this: the media is really going overboard with bullshit early that could make Trump sympathetic. The "Trump tried to pick up chicks when he was single" New York Times story backfired completely. And now He's Trying To Ruin Ghostbusters

[Bandit]

Oops.

[Bandit]

What’s that, you say? You could go your whole natural life without thinking about unsettling senator Ted Cruz and bro restaurateur Guy Fieri making vigorous love in a Dumpster?

[Big Boss Man]

Who the heck thinks up such weirdness

They'll probably be writing Raw next week

[Bandit]

I was wondering what happened to ex-Giants pitcher Brian Wilson.

[Code-Red]

I'm not surprised she captured the hipster nu-male demographic to be honest. Bernie had no chance as an old white male.

[Bandit]

Bernie actually carried those votes. Hillary got old people (ironic since Bernie is 74) and minorities to win. Bernie's votes were all young white people.

[Code-Red]

So is Bernie officially out now, no possibility of getting enough delegates? Haven't had enough time lately to pay attention.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

I'd rather party with Vermin Supreme and the cross dresser than most of the squares who will be at the DNC and RNC. Who do you think had more fun, the party that welcomes a performance artist that wears a boot hat and a man who looks like Robin Zander wearing a wig and dress into the party convention or the ones that are overrun with fundamentalist Christians or SJWs?

[Bandit]

#ThePartyOfBrayWyatt

[Bandit]

He's also that "snort a line off of his podium and sound like Chris Farley's Matt Foley character" Libertarian.

[Bandit]