All Elite Wrestling Thread (It's Wednesday...you know what that means.)

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Think I'll be skipping Wrestledream. Feels like a really weird episode of Nitro.

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You know she gets absolutely baked out of her shit and comes up with this crazy stuff and I am here for it. Number 1 in the PWI 250 is DESERVED!

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BW3's was awesome and let me watch Dynamite tonight while four of us ate and talked wrestling and Markiplier and travelling and health and other shit. Some thoughts:

Kamille needs a rocket strapped onto her ass now. She has the presence to be a huge draw and big star and should probably be the one to take down Mercedes. That match with Aminata didn't need to go as long as it did but it wasn't too shabby. Kamille's finish is choice.

Ladder war was bruital. Jericho took some nutty bumps, one of which I wouldn't be surprised to hear if it left him mildly concussed. Unsure why he won but I guess they're leading to something, but what do they do with Marik now?

Kyle Fletcher is apparently going to be AEW's Shawn Michaels. I'm ok with that for now although I'm not sure how much of a draw he'll be.

House of Black acting all babyfaceish is odd.

I bet Julia Hart shows up at the Halloween episode.

And lastly goddamn Kris Statlander and her TINY TOP. Full stop. Just that. I mean I'll try to catch her match with Kamille and I'm sure some fuckery will go on but Statlander and her TINY TOP and that is all.

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And lastly goddamn Kris Statlander and her TINY TOP. Full stop. Just that. I mean I'll try to catch her match with Kamille and I'm sure some fuckery will go on but Statlander and her TINY TOP and that is all.

It was a bat top.

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IDGAF if it was a bat top a spider top a tip top a flat top GODDAMN ITS TINY

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Adam Cole does not look like he belongs in a ring.

That tag match was absolutely friggin sweet.

No Julia Hart return on Halloween and I am sad.

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The world is going to shit but Deonna Purrazzo as Sofia Falcone is fine with me and might draw fifty billiongillion dollars so I am happy.

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