All Elite Wrestling Thread (It's Wednesday...you know what that means.)

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Ocelot]

Bryan Danielson's trying to undo a lot of the damage to AEW. Bless this man but it's a hell of an uphill battle but I hope he can. AEW desperately needs an Undertaker equivalent and perhaps it's him.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Ocelot]

AEW is on track to lose 34 million dollars by the end of 2023. 34 million. All thanks to one person with a clitoris on his lip.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Odd booking. Skye doesn't join up with Julia when they were doing all of that mist stuff a month or so ago, now out of the blue she's with Julia.

The surprise return was unrecognizable.

[Ocelot]

Love Julia, love Skye, but Tony threw that shit together on the fly for Rosa and it smacks of Dusty Rhodes' booking right before he got canned. Disappointed. Especially because Rosa is just Not Any Good and is injury prone.

[Bandit]

Abadon looks like Doink's goth daughter now, her old look was better. It legitimately creeped out grown men when she debuted. Rosa looks like Tay.

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Ocelot]

Love Skye Blue as a heel, love her TKO, but bless her heart that Dragon Sleeper looked like she was trying to kill her opponent with her armpit stank.

[Bandit]

That Dragon Sleeper looked like she was trying to kill her opponent with her armpit stank.

Her dad is Jerry Saggs.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

She'll get better at it.

[Bandit]

[Ocelot]

They're seriously not even trying to hide the goth lesbian vibe with Julia and Skye and my penis approves of this.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Skye now has a Rampage finisher and a Dynamite finisher.

[Ocelot]

Skye is improving. She's gonna be the Arn Anderson to Julia's Ric Flair.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]