All Elite Wrestling Thread (It's Wednesday...you know what that means.)

[Dr. Zoidberg]

The mist!

[Ocelot]

Dark Blue is coming.

So am I!

Wait hang on....

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Ocelot]

Sting just announced he is retiring at AEW Revolution 2024
Imma ugly cry.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

It's sad but the dude is 64. He's had a great career.

[Bandit]

It's sad but the dude is 64. He's had a great career.

At 64 Terry Funk still had another 9 years to go in the ring.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

At 64 Terry Funk still had another 9 years to go in the ring.

True.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

[Bandit]

[Bandit]

[Bandit]

Okada & Orange Cassidy vs Bryan Danielson & Jon Moxley will be the Dynamite main event Wednesday.

[Big Boss Man]

RJ's great, Kenny would be a fun guest on Hey Ew.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Bandit]

Ric was looking like he's in pain walking slow and having problems getting out of the ring. But he still probably wants to tag with Sting at Revolution knowing him. But it was a good surprise. Sting and the announcers definitely didn't know he was there until he came out.

[Bandit]

It's not happening, but holy shit if this whole Punk thing was a work and he came in and took off the mask there'd be everyone watching simultaneously shitting their pants.

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Ocelot]

Welp, there's AEW's first homegrown megastar. She's made it and she is gonna sell a shitfuckton of merch and tickets.

[Dr. Zoidberg]