The General News/Current Affairs Thread

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This headline makes it sound like Mark Zuckerberg is planning a genocide.

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[Dr. Zoidberg]

Dude having a wank on the train. Classy.

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He has lovely hair.

[ian]

How can you get a DUI for a horse drawn buggy? Surely it's the horses fault?

Also, if you lose your licence, you can drunken cycle and all they can do is fine you.

[Bandit]

This is a story I'd like to see OJ opine about on twitter.

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It sounds kind of scary. But the good news is since it's Japan all they want to do is just grow female humans with cat ears.

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That or recreate chimeras from Fullmetal Alchemist

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[Dr. Zoidberg]

• Danny Polaris, from Swansea, injected an enhancer into a penis during a hookup
• The following day he went to Berlin Pride with a wine cooler wrapped around it
• Doctors stuck a seven-inch nail into his urethra with no anaesthetic
• His penis may have to be amputated and he has blacked out from the pain

He also has HIV.

[Big Boss Man]

Doctors stuck a seven-inch nail into his urethra with no anaesthetic

That is just... torturous. No wonder he's blacked out from the pain. Probably going to amputate because they stuck a 7 inch nail in and caused permanent damage. I mean just WTF? No medical implement they could have used instead?.