All Elite Wrestling Thread (It's Wednesday...you know what that means.)

[Dr. Zoidberg]

He probably should go to WWE. It will be something different for his career.

[Bandit]

[Bandit]

Pretty clear from the shows last night the BANNED MOVEZ thing is being greatly exaggerated.

[Ocelot]

So I can't make this shit up. I'm now helping Julia Hart get indy bookings. So for the 3rd time in my life I am technically involved in the business again. Fuck.

[Bandit]

Howdy partner.

[Big Boss Man]

So I can't make this shit up. I'm now helping Julia Hart get indy bookings. So for the 3rd time in my life I am technically involved in the business again. Fuck.

What's the story here Oce? Sounds interesting

[Ocelot]

I was linked to her fanpage on facebook. Joined it and found out that she actually runs it herself, and then when I shot a note saying that I knew places in Ohio where she could work in response to her confirming that she was looking for more bookings, she asked me if I could network for her around here. I have a lot of my old contacts so I agreed. So I'm waiting for her to get back to me with her requirements.

[Big Boss Man]

That's cool, keep us all updated as long as Julia is okay about it of course.

[Ocelot]

So this thing with Julia has taken a potentially odd turn, and that's all I'm gonna say for now.

Watched Kenny Omega vs Hijo del Vikingo from Triplemania XI. Loved the slow pace, loved the psychology, honest to God my favorite match I've seen out of Mexico in years. Two minor flubs but that was the fault of the ropes being slick in the humidity so I'm gonna forgive them. Six billion jillion stars.

[Bandit]

[Bandit]

[Ocelot]

Loved the tag match. Folks not blading when they're being stabbed with a fucking fork is really stupid looking and rather business exposing and annoys the fuck out of me and I wasn't feeling BLUUD AND GUTS like everyone else was.

On another note, the JH thing fell through as I discovered something that quite frankly disturbs the shit out of me and TBH I really am hoping I was being worked the whole time because the alternative is really not good. Not good at all. Like I'm not exaggerating here, it's troubling and makes me see her, the HOB, and AEW in a really bad light and I'm not sure if I should talk about it or report it or not if it is true. Like I said, I hope I was worked. I want to be.

[Bandit]

[Bandit]

That banned moves list is full of shit because these dudes murdered each other.

[Ocelot]

That's what happens when you have a mark (in the bad way) promoter who is self-booking his own promotion and has no qualms pretending they're his own personal real life action figures that he can have RASSLE for his crowd of teddy bears and stuffed animals and cum socks.

[Big Boss Man]

On another note, the JH thing fell through as I discovered something that quite frankly disturbs the shit out of me and TBH I really am hoping I was being worked the whole time because the alternative is really not good. Not good at all. Like I'm not exaggerating here, it's troubling and makes me see her, the HOB, and AEW in a really bad light and I'm not sure if I should talk about it or report it or not if it is true. Like I said, I hope I was worked. I want to be.

Are you sure that was really them & not an impersonator, social medias full of fake profiles.

[Ocelot]

On another note, the JH thing fell through as I discovered something that quite frankly disturbs the shit out of me and TBH I really am hoping I was being worked the whole time because the alternative is really not good. Not good at all. Like I'm not exaggerating here, it's troubling and makes me see her, the HOB, and AEW in a really bad light and I'm not sure if I should talk about it or report it or not if it is true. Like I said, I hope I was worked. I want to be.

Are you sure that was really them & not an impersonator, social medias full of fake profiles.

I did verify it, yes.

[Bandit]

[Bandit]

[Bandit]