UK Politics Thread (Brexit)

[Big Boss Man]

This Brexit mess is beyond confusing, now Labour are pushing for a General Election

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/ ... n-20748253

Shadow Justice Secretary Richard Burgon declared "we believe we're going to win it" as he proclaimed: "We want to get Boris Johnson out by Christmas!"

Only downside is if Labour don't win a majority or can't work a coalition with the Lib Dems and other parties it's 5 years of Boris

[Big Boss Man]

General Election going ahead on December 12th

https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/uk-politics-49826655

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Big Boss Man]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Even Pam wants people to vote.

[ian]

If every person who told you your vote actually mattered voted for the same person as you, your vote would still be worthless at overcoming all the people who voted Donald Trump/Boris Johnson/Scott Morrison into office...
DEMOCRACY!

FUCK VOTING!!
I actually think the terrorists have the right idea... At least most of them are prepared to DIE for their cause, not just say VOTING IS IMPORTANT!!!!
because, NO, it fucking isn't. Sorry....
Unless you vote for the winner, then your vote was LITERALLY and FIGURATIVELY a COMPLETE WASTE of fucking time!

[ian]

If every person who told you your vote actually mattered voted for the same person as you, your vote would still be worthless at overcoming all the people who voted Donald Trump/Boris Johnson/Scott Morrison into office...
DEMOCRACY!

Well FUCK!!! That might be the truest, honestest, smartest, and funniest thing I have EVER Said, Written, Thought, or telepathically transmitted...
...

YEP!
It's Sig worthy.

[Bandit]

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Resetera users are having a major meltdown.











They are going to explode when Trump wins again.

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Big Boss Man]

The Queen's Speech, which is written by the government, is expected to contain the following measures:

Plans for an Australian-style points-based immigration system from 1 January 2021

New post-Brexit regulatory regimes for trade, farming, fishing, financial services and the environment

Increased custodial sentences of up to five years for animal cruelty

Action to tackle the unlawful use of drones in commercial airspace

Reforms to ensure fairer sharing of tips among restaurant workers

Plans for full fibre and gigabit broadband coverage across the UK by 2025

Amendments to the Human Rights Act to protect British troops from 'vexatious' legal claims

Legislation to ensure a minimum level of service during train strikes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-50842124

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Less than 2 months as PM. Good job.

[Bandit]

They made The Queen meet this idiot during her last 48 hours alive and she can't even last a fiscal quarter.

[Bandit]

[Ocelot]

I've friends in England, and they told me that in her 44 days she did a worse job of fucking up the UK than people realize, which is really saying something. Like, she's set the country back decades and fucked over millions of people.

[pixel]

They made The Queen meet this idiot during her last 48 hours alive and she can't even last a fiscal quarter.